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A real cowboy

bullshotbullshot Member Posts: 14,718 ✭✭✭✭
edited January 2012 in General Discussion
Knows no fear.

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"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you"

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  • bullshotbullshot Member Posts: 14,718 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    A Real Cowboy

    An elderly Texas cowhand went to the local drug store and asked the
    pharmacist for the little blue Viagra pill. The pharmacist asked 'How many?'

    The cowboy replied, 'Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one
    into four pieces.'

    The pharmacist said, 'That's too small a dose. That won't get you
    through sex.'

    The old fellow said, 'Oh, I'm past eighty years old, and I don't
    even think about sex much anymore.
    I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new
    boots.'
    "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you"
  • danielgagedanielgage Member Posts: 10,581 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
  • River RatRiver Rat Member Posts: 9,022
    edited November -1
    Correction. A real cowboy knows fear, recognizes it when he has to, and overcomes it when he has no choice.

    Love that photo.
  • CSI21CSI21 Member Posts: 1,206 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Caption:
    "Mines bigger than yours!"
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