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Just got in trouble

7RiverMan77RiverMan7 Member Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited April 2009 in General Discussion
I was just cutting up an apple for a little snack before bed.

The little lady comes out and asked just what did I think I was doing.

She said I couldnt have an apple because they have more caffeine in them than

a cup of coffee!

New one to me but there was no need to start an aguement with her before bed[;)]

Have you guys heard this before?

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    MVPMVP Member Posts: 25,074
    edited November -1
    Apples have some sort of stimulant but I dont think it is caffeine.
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    17tobyracing17tobyracing Member Posts: 3,429 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Urban myth...otherwise known as:

    BULLPOOP.jpg
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    RockatanskyRockatansky Member Posts: 11,175
    edited November -1
    ROFL! At least google before posting something like this.

    To be "nice": she's confusing it with caffeic acid.
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    7RiverMan77RiverMan7 Member Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    What does ROFL stand for?

    Maybe I should google it [;)]

    No really, what is it?
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    reloader44magreloader44mag Member Posts: 18,783 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by 7RiverMan7
    What does ROFL stand for?

    Maybe I should google it [;)]

    No really, what is it?
    Rolling on floor laughing..there is no caffiene in apples..
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    RockatanskyRockatansky Member Posts: 11,175
    edited November -1
    yeah just google it.
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    reloader44magreloader44mag Member Posts: 18,783 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by 7RiverMan7
    What does ROFL stand for?

    Maybe I should google it [;)]

    No really, what is it?
    At least he was just ROFL...its really bad when someone is ROFLMAO...REAL bad[;)]
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    clb024clb024 Member Posts: 36 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Caffeine is in more than 60 varieties of plants, but apples are not one them.
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    7RiverMan77RiverMan7 Member Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Thanks for the kindness![:D]

    I just googled the apples...you guys are right but they do seem to

    have glucose that stimulates the same or more than caffeine.

    huh Never would have thought that!
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    remingtonoaksremingtonoaks Member Posts: 26,251 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    She is afraid of the natural sugar high that your cock will get... she is s saying you can dye before she will bleen you
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    7RiverMan77RiverMan7 Member Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I can always depend on your two cents Rem!!!!

    Thanks for caring[:D][:D][:D]
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    remingtonoaksremingtonoaks Member Posts: 26,251 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by 7RiverMan7
    I can always depend on your two cents Rem!!!!

    Thanks for caring[:D][:D][:D]


    Sleep goog sweetie[:D][:D][:D]
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    7RiverMan77RiverMan7 Member Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hey Rem, when they ship you off to the old farts home, can I have

    your place there in Utah?[;)]
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    remingtonoaksremingtonoaks Member Posts: 26,251 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by 7RiverMan7
    Hey Rem, when they ship you off to the old farts home, can I have

    your place there in Utah?[;)]


    Good god. I have a 6 bedroom home. If you know how to clean up after yourself, you can move in tomorrow... My whipping post is all but wore out..[:D][:D][:D] He'd welcome a replacement..[:D][:D]
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    7RiverMan77RiverMan7 Member Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sounds ok to me...see ya in a few days![:D]
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    remingtonoaksremingtonoaks Member Posts: 26,251 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by 7RiverMan7
    Sounds ok to me...see ya in a few days![:D]


    I hope the little lady don't mind.. I do all the cooking around here
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    7RiverMan77RiverMan7 Member Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I do all the cooking here too, I wouldnt mind the change.

    She tries really hard, but some people werent made to cook![:D]
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    remingtonoaksremingtonoaks Member Posts: 26,251 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by 7RiverMan7
    I do all the cooking here too, I wouldnt mind the change.

    She tries really hard, but some people werent made to cook![:D]


    What makes a great cook is someone that can taste and feel the end product while mixing the ingredients... Men can imagine better than women... Why do you think a woman can't understand our fantasies [:D][:D][:D]
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    aramisviaramisvi Member Posts: 4,589
    edited November -1
    yeah...she got her caffeines confused...

    more than likely she was thinking of a chemical called cyanacobalamine.

    it is a very stimulating chemical when introduced to the body. doctors often prescribe it in shot form like taking insulin.

    when crystal's mom was about 5 months or so from her tko with pancreatic cancer, she was prescribed cyanacobalamine injections. .2cc once daily. well, one day we get this very energetic call from her mom saying she felt wonderful, did all the housework, was washing the cars and cooking dinner. we asked what was up and after some inductive reasoning learned that instead of .2cc's...crystal's dad had given her 2cc's. cyanacobalamine occurs naturally in apples, mainly in the seeds...better known as vitamin B-12.


    enough technical bs...i agree with remmy up there...she was just not ready to tackle that stiff pecker tonight [:D]
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    fullautogunnerfullautogunner Member Posts: 681 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    aren't too many apple seeds poisonous?
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    allen griggsallen griggs Member Posts: 35,259 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
    She is afraid of the natural sugar high that your cock will get... she is s saying you can dye before she will bleen you


    New Year's prediction: This will get poofed.
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    n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427
    edited November -1
    quote: Men can imagine better than women

    Boy did you ever say a mouthful with that one!!!!!
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    LenaSkypeLenaSkype Member Posts: 1
    edited November -1
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    soopsoop Member Posts: 4,633
    edited November -1
    And MESSAGE to you too.
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    remingtonoaksremingtonoaks Member Posts: 26,251 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by allen griggs
    quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
    She is afraid of the natural sugar high that your cock will get... she is s saying you can dye before she will bleen you


    New Year's prediction: This will get poofed.


    Your New Years prediction failed...[:D][:D]
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    cce1302cce1302 Member Posts: 9,555 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
    quote:Originally posted by allen griggs
    quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
    She is afraid of the natural sugar high that your cock will get... she is s saying you can dye before she will bleen you


    New Year's prediction: This will get poofed.


    Your New Years prediction failed...[:D][:D]

    So far.
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    The Ultimate InfidelThe Ultimate Infidel Member Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Just tell her you were going to eat the seeds due to the anti cancer properties they have. (laetrile) aka B17
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