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Top 10 Signs You Are Getting Old

kissgoodnightkissgoodnight Member Posts: 4,063 ✭✭✭
edited March 2013 in General Discussion
10. Thinning hair
9. Finger/toe nails yellow and more brittle
8. Weakening eyesight
7. Memory loss
6. Memory loss. No wait...
5. Sensitivity to room temperature
4. Excessive nasal and ear hair
3. Skin losing elasticity
2. Increasing weight gain
1. Shrinking

I would have added "loss of friends and loved ones"
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  • Riomouse911Riomouse911 Member Posts: 3,492 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    All your favorite songs of your youth are now on the "oldies" station. [:(]
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  • pogybatepogybate Member Posts: 3,150
    edited November -1
    Hearing loss, wrinkles, bed at 7, up at 11, 3, 5, (peeing). Golden years my *...
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  • Laredo LeftyLaredo Lefty Member Posts: 13,451 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    There is one good thing about getting old.......................




    You only have to do it once.[:0]
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  • gesshotsgesshots Member Posts: 15,678 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    cat%20in%20the%20heat%20-%20on%20aging.gif

    [;)][:D]
    It's being willing. I found out early that most men, regardless of cause or need, aren't willing. They blink an eye or draw a breath before they pull the trigger. I won't. ~ J.B. Books
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  • nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,083 ******
    edited November -1
    11. Topics of conversation between you and your friends are your various ailments, medical procedures, and doctors.
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  • Mark GMark G Member Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    OH CRAP.

    I'm OLD.
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  • Queen of SwordsQueen of Swords Member Posts: 14,355
    edited November -1
    Having a conversation with someone who only knows Ron Howard as a director, does not know who Richie Cunningham was, much less Opie
    Taylor...

    Happened to me today...and no, it was not a student...[B)]
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  • ArchieDuckerArchieDucker Member Posts: 45 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by kissgoodnight
    10. Thinning hair
    9. Finger/toe nails yellow and more brittle
    8. Weakening eyesight
    7. Memory loss
    6. Memory loss. No wait...
    5. Sensitivity to room temperature
    4. Excessive nasal and ear hair
    3. Skin losing elasticity
    2. Increasing weight gain
    1. Shrinking

    I would have added "loss of friends and loved ones"

    .22 LR ammo above 10 cents per round.
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  • TooBigTooBig Member Posts: 28,559 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Argue with you buddies who could drink the most and now argue who takes the most Pills[:D][}:)]
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  • GrasshopperGrasshopper Member Posts: 17,019 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    got all ten symptons,,,sob,,where, what did I do during those years,,,[:0]
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  • torosapotorosapo Member Posts: 4,946
    edited November -1
    I got the furniture disease
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    My chest done dropped into my drawers.[:(][:0][xx(]
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  • topdadtopdad Member Posts: 3,408 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    [img][/img]older.jpg
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  • Toned1Toned1 Member Posts: 92 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by pogybate
    Hearing loss, wrinkles, bed at 7, up at 11, 3, 5, (peeing). Golden years my *...


    Come on look at the bright side it will be over soon [:D]
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  • LaidbackDanLaidbackDan Member Posts: 13,142 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I believe the first time I knew I was getting older was when I realized I was older then my Doctor.
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  • Laredo LeftyLaredo Lefty Member Posts: 13,451 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by LaidbackDan
    I believe the first time I knew I was getting older was when I realized I was older then my Doctor.


    Hell, My son & daughter are both older than my doctor.
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  • grumpygygrumpygy Member Posts: 48,464 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by kissgoodnight
    10. Thinning hair
    9. Finger/toe nails yellow and more brittle
    8. Weakening eyesight
    7. Memory loss
    6. Memory loss. No wait...
    5. Sensitivity to room temperature
    4. Excessive nasal and ear hair/and ear wax
    3. Skin losing elasticity
    2. Increasing weight gain
    1. Shrinking

    I would have added "loss of friends and loved ones"
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  • 50-70RB50-70RB Member Posts: 706 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    When you buy the LeSabre.....
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  • partisanpartisan Member Posts: 6,414
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by pogybate
    Hearing loss, wrinkles, bed at 7, up at 11, 3, 5, (peeing). Golden years my *...


    +1[:(!][:(!][:(!]
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  • dfletcherdfletcher Member Posts: 8,178 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by kissgoodnight
    10. Thinning hair
    9. Finger/toe nails yellow and more brittle
    8. Weakening eyesight
    7. Memory loss
    6. Memory loss. No wait...
    5. Sensitivity to room temperature
    4. Excessive nasal and ear hair
    3. Skin losing elasticity
    2. Increasing weight gain
    1. Shrinking

    I would have added "loss of friends and loved ones"



    I take a different approach.

    When you mistake the players on professional sports teams for college kids - you might be an old fart.

    When you're the only guy who remembers the manager or GM used to be players - you might be an old fart.

    You're getting old when you stand next to an old guy and don't notice the "old guy smell" ... because you smell that way too.

    When a cop pulls you over is your first thought "what does this kid want"?
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  • bob 5150bob 5150 Member Posts: 200 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Riomouse911
    All your favorite songs of your youth are now on the "oldies" station. [:(]

    True.....very true.
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  • ltcdotyltcdoty Member Posts: 4,183 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    When you have to take Viagra just to keep from peeing on your shoes..
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