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Alien Abduction

Survivalist86Survivalist86 Member Posts: 3,105 ✭
edited May 2009 in General Discussion
Does anyone believe in the Alien Abduction phenomonon, and the chip implant theory?
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  • Survivalist86Survivalist86 Member Posts: 3,105 ✭
    edited November -1
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  • Mr. FriendlyMr. Friendly Member Posts: 7,981
    edited November -1
    no, but I believe socialists are aliens....I mean they have to be
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  • wsfiredudewsfiredude Member Posts: 7,769 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Survivalist86
    Does anyone believe in the Alien Abduction phenomonon, and the chip implant theory?



    Absolutely. You are living proof.
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  • Survivalist86Survivalist86 Member Posts: 3,105 ✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Todesengel
    no, but I believe socialists are aliens....I mean they have to be


    Ok....Just curious. I have a reoccuring dream of being abducted...have been having it for 35 years.
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  • gun_runnergun_runner Member Posts: 8,999
    edited November -1
    I believe it could happen. You dreaming it could mean it already has or is going to happen.quote:Originally posted by Survivalist86
    quote:Originally posted by Todesengel
    no, but I believe socialists are aliens....I mean they have to be


    Ok....Just curious. I have a reoccuring dream of being abducted...have been having it for 35 years.
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  • LaidbackDanLaidbackDan Member Posts: 13,142 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Did they telepathically ask you to hoard magnesium?
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  • Survivalist86Survivalist86 Member Posts: 3,105 ✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by gun_runner
    I believe it could happen. You dreaming it could mean it already has or is going to happen.quote:Originally posted by Survivalist86
    quote:Originally posted by Todesengel
    no, but I believe socialists are aliens....I mean they have to be


    Ok....Just curious. I have a reoccuring dream of being abducted...have been having it for 35 years.



    I am pretty sure it HAS happened....and may be happening.
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  • Mr. FriendlyMr. Friendly Member Posts: 7,981
    edited November -1
    well somehow every election year it seems that aliens abduct the common sense from the majority of the citizens in this country. Funny how that happens, and this time we have a president whose head is shaped like the artists renditions of the aliens from area 51 sightings......pretty weird, huh?
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  • JnRockwallJnRockwall Member Posts: 16,350 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I think it owuld be wrong for man to think of himself as God's only creation. However, I do belive aliens exist because we are the aliens! We are the ones who are always sending crap to other planets searching for gold, oil, oxygen, water, sign of life or whatever!! lol It's US who invades other planatary spheres with our nosey robots and technology!
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  • JamesRKJamesRK Member Posts: 25,670 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Of course there are alien abductions. The most recent one in the news was the three year old boy abducted by aliens in San Bernardino and found wandering the streets in Mexico. I predict it will be more common in the future. It is usually drug related.

    The chip implants work and have helped return a lot of animals to their owners, but some research shows they cause tumors.
    The road to hell is paved with COMPROMISE.
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  • ColtDoctorColtDoctor Member Posts: 97 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Ever stop and ask yourself why we have open air stadiums? Aliens can't play sports but they love to watch us play and wager on the games...
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  • get_involvedget_involved Member Posts: 2,490 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Survivalist86
    Does anyone believe in the Alien Abduction phenomonon, and the chip implant theory?


    Yes, I am a alien and I abduct people for a living. I implanted a chip in your head 35 years ago and you don't even know it. [}:)]
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  • tpacuriositytpacuriosity Member Posts: 707 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hey Survivalist...........It is not only true, but I'm pretty sure the others reading/replying to your question will agree that alien abductions ALWAYS result in people being severely disappointed, depressed, or angry. Not the abductee, but those who interact with that person regularly. Some because their friend/acquaintance was abducted, and the others because that person was returned. Which category do you think your people most likely identify with? ;-)






    (gotta keep a sense 'a humor!)
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  • mauser54mauser54 Member Posts: 3,733
    edited November -1
    Don't know much about it. But I did hear that Obamy and his entire cabinet are aliens.[:0][?][:0]
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  • ripley16ripley16 Member Posts: 4,834 ✭
    edited November -1
    I'm pretty sure Al Gore is an alien and he is Terra-forming Earth to make it hospitable to his own kind.
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  • COLTCOLT Member Posts: 12,637 ******
    edited November -1
    ...Maybe not CGR but the short fat russian pinko guy (?) he always had a rampant uncontrollable babble and imagination...OR maybe just the * control thingie the men from Mars forgot to take out last trip up...[;)]

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  • mrseatlemrseatle Member Posts: 15,467 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I hear they are really jealous of US[^]
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  • big genobig geno Member Posts: 2,685 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    You sure your not having this dream???????????????????



    you slid into bed beside your sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.

    you awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ralph...'

    Ralph was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'

    St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'

    Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home.. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground.

    A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'

    'Not bad, replied Ralph the hen, but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'

    'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before? '

    'Never,' said Ralph.

    'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'

    Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!

    Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.

    As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife yell.....

    Ralph! Wake up you dirty bas@ard. You doodoo the bed!' [:D]
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  • Sav99Sav99 Member Posts: 16,037 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Survivalist86
    quote:Originally posted by Todesengel
    no, but I believe socialists are aliens....I mean they have to be


    Ok....Just curious. I have a reoccuring dream of being abducted...have been having it for 35 years.


    We will need ALL the details in order to make an informed assesment of the situation. Please tell us everything about the reoccuring dream.
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  • Survivalist86Survivalist86 Member Posts: 3,105 ✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by sav99
    quote:Originally posted by Survivalist86
    quote:Originally posted by Todesengel
    no, but I believe socialists are aliens....I mean they have to be


    Ok....Just curious. I have a reoccuring dream of being abducted...have been having it for 35 years.


    We will need ALL the details in order to make an informed assesment of the situation. Please tell us everything about the reoccuring dream.


    I dunno...it is pretty disturbing.
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  • spasmcreekspasmcreek Member Posts: 37,717 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    NO....any advanced civilization that could conquer time & distance within our own galaxy much less cross interstellar space from other galaxies would find us less interesting than a hamster...and probably as a food source leading only to a severe case of heartburn..
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  • Survivalist86Survivalist86 Member Posts: 3,105 ✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by spasmcreek
    NO....any advanced civilization that could conquer time & distance within our own galaxy much less cross interstellar space from other galaxies would find us less interesting than a hamster...and probably as a food source leading only to a severe case of heartburn..


    And yet people still own aquariums, hampsters in cages, and ant farms or go to Africa to watch monkies pick lice out of each others hair. Do not biologists tag sharks to see where they go?
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  • dave40glockdave40glock Member Posts: 448 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    E.T. PHONE HOME
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  • Sav99Sav99 Member Posts: 16,037 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Survivalist86
    quote:Originally posted by sav99
    quote:Originally posted by Survivalist86
    quote:Originally posted by Todesengel
    no, but I believe socialists are aliens....I mean they have to be


    Ok....Just curious. I have a reoccuring dream of being abducted...have been having it for 35 years.


    We will need ALL the details in order to make an informed assesment of the situation. Please tell us everything about the reoccuring dream.


    I dunno...it is pretty disturbing.



    Aww c'mon. You'll feel better if you talk about it. Really you will.
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  • sarge_3adsarge_3ad Member Posts: 8,387 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Did you receive a * probe too? Aliens are known to do that, you know.
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  • Survivalist86Survivalist86 Member Posts: 3,105 ✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by sav99
    quote:Originally posted by Survivalist86
    quote:Originally posted by sav99
    quote:Originally posted by Survivalist86
    quote:Originally posted by Todesengel
    no, but I believe socialists are aliens....I mean they have to be


    Ok....Just curious. I have a reoccuring dream of being abducted...have been having it for 35 years.


    We will need ALL the details in order to make an informed assesment of the situation. Please tell us everything about the reoccuring dream.


    I dunno...it is pretty disturbing.



    Aww c'mon. You'll feel better if you talk about it. Really you will.


    Let me think about it, and maybe tomorrow evening I shall share.
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  • Sav99Sav99 Member Posts: 16,037 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Survivalist86
    quote:Originally posted by sav99
    quote:Originally posted by Survivalist86
    quote:Originally posted by sav99
    quote:Originally posted by Survivalist86
    quote:Originally posted by Todesengel
    no, but I believe socialists are aliens....I mean they have to be


    Ok....Just curious. I have a reoccuring dream of being abducted...have been having it for 35 years.


    We will need ALL the details in order to make an informed assesment of the situation. Please tell us everything about the reoccuring dream.


    I dunno...it is pretty disturbing.



    Aww c'mon. You'll feel better if you talk about it. Really you will.


    Let me think about it, and maybe tomorrow evening I shall share.


    It's tomorrow evening. Let's have it.
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  • Survivalist86Survivalist86 Member Posts: 3,105 ✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by sav99
    quote:Originally posted by Survivalist86
    quote:Originally posted by sav99
    quote:Originally posted by Survivalist86
    quote:Originally posted by sav99
    quote:Originally posted by Survivalist86
    quote:Originally posted by Todesengel
    no, but I believe socialists are aliens....I mean they have to be


    Ok....Just curious. I have a reoccuring dream of being abducted...have been having it for 35 years.


    We will need ALL the details in order to make an informed assesment of the situation. Please tell us everything about the reoccuring dream.


    I dunno...it is pretty disturbing.



    Aww c'mon. You'll feel better if you talk about it. Really you will.


    Let me think about it, and maybe tomorrow evening I shall share.


    It's tomorrow evening. Let's have it.


    Already posted it.
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  • Sav99Sav99 Member Posts: 16,037 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sorry I missed it. On what thread did you post about it?
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  • reloader44magreloader44mag Member Posts: 18,783 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by get_involved
    quote:Originally posted by Survivalist86
    Does anyone believe in the Alien Abduction phenomonon, and the chip implant theory?


    Yes, I am a alien and I abduct people for a living. I implanted a chip in your head 35 years ago and you don't even know it. [}:)]
    you ment hand right?
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  • scottm21166scottm21166 Member Posts: 20,723
    edited November -1
    I am relatively certain, aliens visit us, whether aliens have abducted people I think enough people have claimed it that it cannot be dismissed as kooks.
    I think the aliens we see most often are actually the earliest inhabitants of the the earth. I think they built colonies under the water to protect themselves from atmosheric disasters. and I think their bodies have adjusted to the pressures of the depths, this is why there are stories of greys (and others) who look all the same. I think that is either a suit desined to keep them safe while out of the water or those are drones, androids or bio-mechanicical robots.
    I think other being live on other planets and also visit here. they are either repelled by or greated by the resident aliens. In anchient Indian texts there are stories of wars in the sky, long before men could fly. The indians don't mistake them for gods they recognize them as other worldly beings.
    It is the most interesting topic I can think of.
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  • Survivalist86Survivalist86 Member Posts: 3,105 ✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by scottm21166
    I am relatively certain, aliens visit us, whether aliens have abducted people I think enough people have claimed it that it cannot be dismissed as kooks.
    I think the aliens we see most often are actually the earliest inhabitants of the the earth. I think they built colonies under the water to protect themselves from atmosheric disasters. and I think their bodies have adjusted to the pressures of the depths, this is why there are stories of greys (and others) who look all the same. I think that is either a suit desined to keep them safe while out of the water or those are drones, androids or bio-mechanicical robots.
    I think other being live on other planets and also visit here. they are either repelled by or greated by the resident aliens. In anchient Indian texts there are stories of wars in the sky, long before men could fly. The indians don't mistake them for gods they recognize them as other worldly beings.
    It is the most interesting topic I can think of.


    I am unsure because I never saw them yet. I can say that I have studies Billy Meier, Whitley Streiber and Zecharia Sitchin, among others. After speaking about this to my mother and father, and hearing what they said to me, I think this is our government at the behest of and evil group of entities.
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  • shootlowshootlow Member Posts: 5,425
    edited November -1
    and how many times have you been gased with H2s [;)]
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  • Survivalist86Survivalist86 Member Posts: 3,105 ✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by shootlow
    and how many times have you been gased with H2s [;)]


    What I do has no exposure to Hydrogen Sulfide.
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  • shootlowshootlow Member Posts: 5,425
    edited November -1
    Odessa rember its ever where [;)]
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  • Survivalist86Survivalist86 Member Posts: 3,105 ✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by shootlow
    Odessa rember its ever where [;)]


    It is here in Iraan too!
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  • shootlowshootlow Member Posts: 5,425
    edited November -1
    Yates field i take it
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  • Survivalist86Survivalist86 Member Posts: 3,105 ✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by shootlow
    Yates field i take it


    Yep...work the Permian Basin too. Even occasionly get to the Upper Pennsylvanian and lower Wolfcampian carbonate fields in New Mexico.
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  • Survivalist86Survivalist86 Member Posts: 3,105 ✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by sav99
    Sorry I missed it. On what thread did you post about it?


    http://forums.gunbroker.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=375816
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