POLICE DO CARE

big geno

Police Do Care ...
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The Lexington Police Department reports finding a man's body in the Kentucky River just west of the Clays Ferry Bridge. The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive alcohol consumption.
He was wearing a blonde wig,
lipstick, black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, red lace
bra, and an Obama t-shirt.

He also had a cucumber stuffed up his rectum.
The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment

Lee

big geno

Body Found - Police do a kind thing

The Lexington Police Department reports finding a man's body
in the Kentucky river just west of the Clays Ferry Bridge.

The dead man's name will not be released until his family has
been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive
beer consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a
red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, and an Obama t-shirt. He
also had a cucumber stuffed up his butt!

The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any
unnecessary embarrassment.

Police do care!

Horse Plains Drifter

[:D][:D][:D]

hdcolt51

Funny [:D][:D]

sig232

[:D][:D][:D]

select-fire

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

dan kelly

[:D][:D][:D]
oh man, thats a good one!![:D][:D][8D]

BaseJumper

Nice one!

Those Lexington police are pretty nice [:D]