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savage170
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Way down in Louisiana , Boudreaux's old lady had been pregnant for
some time and now the time had come. So he brought her to the doctor
and the doctor began to deliver the baby.
She had a little boy and the doctor looked over at Boudreaux and said,
"Hey, Boudreaux, you just had you-sef a son! Ain't dat grand!"
Boudreaux got excited by dis, but just then the doctor spoke up and
said, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet!" The doctor then delivered a
little girl. He said, "Hey, Boudreaux, you got you-sef a daughter too!
She a pretty lil ting."
Boudreaux got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said, "Hold
on, we still ain't got done yet!" The doctor then delivered another
boy and said, "Boudreaux, you just ha
d you-sef another boy!"
When Boudreaux and his wife went home with their 3 children, he sat
down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat night what we run
out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere Tree-in-One Oil?"
His wife said, "Yeah, I do!"
Boudreaux said, "Man, it's a good ting we didn't use no WD-Forty."
some time and now the time had come. So he brought her to the doctor
and the doctor began to deliver the baby.
She had a little boy and the doctor looked over at Boudreaux and said,
"Hey, Boudreaux, you just had you-sef a son! Ain't dat grand!"
Boudreaux got excited by dis, but just then the doctor spoke up and
said, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet!" The doctor then delivered a
little girl. He said, "Hey, Boudreaux, you got you-sef a daughter too!
She a pretty lil ting."
Boudreaux got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said, "Hold
on, we still ain't got done yet!" The doctor then delivered another
boy and said, "Boudreaux, you just ha
d you-sef another boy!"
When Boudreaux and his wife went home with their 3 children, he sat
down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat night what we run
out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere Tree-in-One Oil?"
His wife said, "Yeah, I do!"
Boudreaux said, "Man, it's a good ting we didn't use no WD-Forty."
Comments
He cries out for help, and is answered by what is obviously one of the tribesmen, who informs him that he is going to be served as dinner to the leader of the tribe.
"But you don't understand!" he cries, "You can't do this to me! I'm an editor for the New Yorker magazine!"
"Ah," replies the tribesman, "Well soon you will be editor-in-chief!"