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The Dentist - lame Joke -

retroxler58retroxler58 Member Posts: 32,693 ✭✭✭
edited May 2017 in General Discussion
A man goes to a female dentist to have a rather large diseased tooth extracted. She pulls out a large syringe to give him an anesthesia shot.

"No way, NO needles! I just hate needles!" the man exclaims.

So she starts to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and the mans says, "I can't do the gas thing either. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!"

The dentist than asks the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill.

"No, as long as they're little pills, none at all" he says, "I'm fine with little pills."

So the lady dentist gives him two little blue pills with a small cup of water and he swallows them.

"What are those?" he asks, handing her back the little cup.

"Viagra," she calmly replies.

"Well I'll be damned," said the man, "I didn't know Viagra works as a pain killer."

"Oh, no, it doesn't," says the lady,
"But it'll give you something solid to hold on to when I pull that big tooth."



Ka'CHING... [:D]



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