When you finally get old... - Joke -

retroxler58

I went to the drug store and told the clerk "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."

Lady Clerk: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir??;

I said "Nah... She's purty damn good lookin'....."

When you?re OLD.............who cares?

retroxler58

I was talking to a young woman in the VFW last night.

She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave, and got your hair cut, you'd look all right.?

I said, ?If I did all that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you.?

When you?re OLD..............who cares?

retroxler58

I was telling a woman at the VFD about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.

"Really" she said, "Go on then... try."

After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"

I said, "Yesterday."

When you?re OLD...............who cares?

retroxler58

I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.

The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.

When you?re OLD...............who cares?

retroxler58

I went to our VFW last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table.

I said, "Good legs."

The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?"

I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

When you?re OLD..............who cares?

retroxler58

And lastly...

Count your life by smiles, not tears, count your age by friends, not years, and remember
we do not quit playing because we grow old.... we grow old because we quit playing.

Hope you enjoyed this little look at getting OLD.

montanajoe

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