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survival skills joke
savage170
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A husband took his wife camping for the first time. Considering himself an experienced outdoorsman,
he passed along outdoor survival tips at every chance he got. However, one day they got lost hiking
in the deep woods. The husband tried the usual tactics to determine direction -- moss on the trees,
direction of the sun, etc., etc.
Just as his wife was beginning to panic, he spotted a small cabin off in the distance. He pulled out
his binoculars, studied the cabin, turned and led them right back to the campsite.
"That was terrific," she said. "How did you do it?"
"Simple," he replied. "In this part of the country all the TV satellite dishes point south."
he passed along outdoor survival tips at every chance he got. However, one day they got lost hiking
in the deep woods. The husband tried the usual tactics to determine direction -- moss on the trees,
direction of the sun, etc., etc.
Just as his wife was beginning to panic, he spotted a small cabin off in the distance. He pulled out
his binoculars, studied the cabin, turned and led them right back to the campsite.
"That was terrific," she said. "How did you do it?"
"Simple," he replied. "In this part of the country all the TV satellite dishes point south."
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