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Jewish Quarterback
woodshed87
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The coach had put together the perfect
team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good
quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European
leagues, but he couldn't find a super athlete who could ensure a Super Bowl
win.
Then one night while watching CNN he saw
a war-zone scene in the West Bank . In one corner of the background, he spotted
a young Israeli soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade
straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.
KABOOM!
He threw another hand grenade 75 yards
away, right into a chimney.
KA-BLOOEY!
Then he threw another at a passing car
going 90 mph.
BULLS-EYE!
"I've got to get this guy!" the coach
said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"
So, he brings him to the States and
teaches him the great game of football. And the Bears go on to win the Super
Bowl.
The young man is hailed as the great hero
of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants
is to call his mother.
"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just
won the Super Bowl !"
"I don't want to talk to you", the old
woman says."You are not my son!"
"I don't think you understand, Mother,"
the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm
here among thousands of my adoring fans."
"No! Let me tell you!" his mother
retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The
neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch
of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she
doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then
tearfullysays,..........
"I will never forgive you for making us
move to Chicago !!!!"
team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good
quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European
leagues, but he couldn't find a super athlete who could ensure a Super Bowl
win.
Then one night while watching CNN he saw
a war-zone scene in the West Bank . In one corner of the background, he spotted
a young Israeli soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade
straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.
KABOOM!
He threw another hand grenade 75 yards
away, right into a chimney.
KA-BLOOEY!
Then he threw another at a passing car
going 90 mph.
BULLS-EYE!
"I've got to get this guy!" the coach
said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"
So, he brings him to the States and
teaches him the great game of football. And the Bears go on to win the Super
Bowl.
The young man is hailed as the great hero
of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants
is to call his mother.
"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just
won the Super Bowl !"
"I don't want to talk to you", the old
woman says."You are not my son!"
"I don't think you understand, Mother,"
the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm
here among thousands of my adoring fans."
"No! Let me tell you!" his mother
retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The
neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch
of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she
doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then
tearfullysays,..........
"I will never forgive you for making us
move to Chicago !!!!"
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