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my new neighbor joke
savage170
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She's single.
She's shapely.
She's beautiful and she lives right across the
road.
I can see her place from my kitchen window.
I watched as she got home from work this
evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the road, up my
driveway and knocked on the
door.
I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just
got home, and I have this strong urge to
have
a good time, dance, get drunk, and have sex
tonight.
Are you doing anything?"
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm
free!"
"Great," she said. "Can you watch my
dog?"
Being a senior citizen really
sucks!
She's shapely.
She's beautiful and she lives right across the
road.
I can see her place from my kitchen window.
I watched as she got home from work this
evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the road, up my
driveway and knocked on the
door.
I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just
got home, and I have this strong urge to
have
a good time, dance, get drunk, and have sex
tonight.
Are you doing anything?"
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm
free!"
"Great," she said. "Can you watch my
dog?"
Being a senior citizen really
sucks!
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