Old hound dog joke

savage170

There was a hound dog laying in the yard and an old geezer in overalls was sitting on the porch.

"Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" the tourist asked.

The old man looked up over his newspaper and replied, "Nope."

As soon as the tourist stepped out of his car, the dog began snarling and growling, and then attacked both his arms and legs. As the tourist flailed around in the dust, he yelled, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!"

The old man muttered, "Ain't my dog."

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TooBig

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acdodd

One of the neighbors stopped at my Dad's house.
He said your dog was chasing my cows. Dad told him he didn't have a dog.
The guy said what do you call that dog laying there. Dad said it's not my dog and if he is chasing your cows shoot him, that's what I would do.
Guy said I don't have a gun.
Dad went inside and got his shotgun and said use mine.
The guy just shook his head and left.
The dog was a stray that hung around for a couple years.

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