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would you tell her??

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  • shootlowshootlow Member Posts: 5,425
    edited November -1
    tplumeri
    so how are you gona play it [?]
  • Old-ColtsOld-Colts Member Posts: 22,697 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    You will be blamed anyway; so take one for the dog! [:D]

    If you can't feel the music; it's only pink noise!

  • CHEVELLE427CHEVELLE427 Member Posts: 6,750
    edited November -1
    what plant[;)]
  • elubsmeelubsme Member Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    You are losing it bud, no brainer. Eddie
  • SpartacusSpartacus Member Posts: 14,415
    edited November -1
    quote:was that the three legged dog? didn't figure he could swim, guess you had better hope he never gets a taste for colts or the wife may get even.

    no, It wasn't scruffy (he's actually healed up pretty good!)
    It was Lady, the Lab.
    so I told the wife what really happened.
    she doesn't believe me!
    Lady is afraid of water! (we think the previous owners must have hosed her down or threw her in a pond or something)
    yep, a Lab that's afraid of water. so it couldn't be the dog!
    (But she had no problem grabbing that plant out of the pond!)
    so I finally fessed up and told the mrs that I ate the plant.[:0][B)]
    she didn't believe that either!
    women!! there's just no way to reason with them![;)]
  • k_townmank_townman Member Posts: 3,588
    edited November -1
    rat on the dog. its not a lie.
  • carbine100carbine100 Member Posts: 3,071 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sounds like one of them "alien abduction story" times to me.
  • dave40glockdave40glock Member Posts: 448 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    destroy the rest of the plants tell her you came home and it was already like that, you dont know what happened.(stay loyal to mans best friend)
  • tneff1969tneff1969 Member Posts: 6,682 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Follow the dog around for a day or so, when the plant comes out put it back in the pond. LOL [:D][:D]
  • p3skykingp3skyking Member Posts: 23,916 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    It would be cruel to subject a dog to a womans ire. Just ask any husband.....
  • mousemouse Member Posts: 3,624
    edited November -1
    Build a gazebo with a swing, with a deck all around the pond.
    Have a little bridge over the pond so your lovely wife can
    sit out there and look at all the new plants you bought for her.[:D]
    Guaranteed night of blissssssss!
  • armilitearmilite Member Posts: 35,488 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I don't tell my wife when I bring a new gun home and neither does the dog. Always blame it on the neighbor kid.
  • SpartacusSpartacus Member Posts: 14,415
    edited November -1
    quote:Follow the dog around for a day or so, when the plant comes out put it back in the pond

    [:D][:D][;)]

    quote:Build a gazebo with a swing, with a deck all around the pond.
    Have a little bridge over the pond so your lovely wife can
    sit out there and look at all the new plants you bought for her

    well, no gazebo or swing, but I drove out to the nursery (1 hour each way!) and bought a Water Hyacynth (i think thats what the gal called it) then stopped at the home store on the way back (It's really just a lumber yard) and bought some 18" high white vinyl picket garden fence($2.39 a FOOT!) and put the fence around the pond and threw the damn plant in!
    the mrs will be home in an hour. we'll see what she says.
    BTW, the dog sat there and watched me the whole time! I think she's already planning how to make my life miserable![B)][:(][xx(]
    tom
  • HavegunJoeHavegunJoe Member Posts: 1,575 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Don't tell. I'm sure the dog won't confess.
  • machine gun moranmachine gun moran Member Posts: 5,198
    edited November -1
    Alien abduction.
  • mousemouse Member Posts: 3,624
    edited November -1
    Tom; Your a good man.[:)]
  • SpartacusSpartacus Member Posts: 14,415
    edited November -1
    quote:Tom; Your a good man

    you obviously don't know me.[;)][:D]
  • RtWngExtrmstRtWngExtrmst Member Posts: 7,456
    edited November -1
    How you going to protect that pond without a new firearm?
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