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Male logic

savage170savage170 Member Posts: 37,470 ✭✭✭✭
edited January 2015 in General Discussion
Woman:Do you drink beer?

Man:
Yes
Woman:How many beers a day?
Man:Usually about 3
Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?
Man:
$5.00 which includes a tip
(This is where it gets scary !)
Woman:And how long have you been drinking?
Man:About 20 years, I suppose
Woman:So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
Man:Correct
Woman:If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man:Correct
Woman:Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man:Do you drink beer?
Woman:No
Man:
Where's your Ferrari?

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    savage170savage170 Member Posts: 37,470 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Male Logic..... Makes sense to me


    A conversation between a man and a woman - about beer....


    Woman:
    Do you drink beer?



    Man: Yes


    Woman:
    How many beers a day?


    Man:
    Usually about 3


    Woman:
    How much do you pay per beer?


    Man:





    $5 00 which includes a tip

    (This is where it gets scary !)


    Woman:
    And how long have you been drinking?


    Man:
    About 20 years, I suppose


    Woman:
    So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 .correct?


    Man:
    Correct


    Woman:
    If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
    20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?


    Man:
    Correct


    Woman:
    Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?





    Man:
    Do you drink beer?


    Woman:
    No


    Man:
    Where's your Ferrari?
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