Word Play Puns... Post yours.

retroxler58

Sensuous...

"Hey Baby... Sensuous up, how 'bout 'nuther beer?" [:D]

retroxler58

How do you tickle a rich girl? Say "Gucci Gucci Gucci!"

retroxler58

guntech59

You're just full of piss and vinegar today, aren't you?[:D]

retroxler58

guntech59

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

retroxler58

quote:Originally posted by guntech59
You're just full of piss and vinegar today, aren't you?[:D]
[:D][:D][:D]

retroxler58

She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

Ditch-Runner

quote:Originally posted by retroxler58

Ditch-Runner

reloader44mag

He's so poor he can't even pay attention

retroxler58

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

Don McManus

Marriage has caused me to refer to currency in the past tense.

retroxler58

35 Whelen

Spider7115

Proper spelling is important. Switch one letter and the whole sentence is urined. [:D]

retroxler58

I've always wondered...
Is marriage a word or a sentence?

grdad45

She had nine buttons on her nightgown, but she could only fascinate.

FrancF

He Dog

Dyslexics of the world, Untie!




you mean like that Spider?

montanajoe

[:D][:D][:D][:D]

retroxler58

Ever since Bush rushed in looking for
Osama Bin Laden, it's been bad for many. But...
Accountants have the toughest job in Afghanistan
because of the tally ban.