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One of my Favorite quotes here.... What's yours?

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    bullshotbullshot Member Posts: 14,356 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Locust Fork
    Today's favorite.....

    "A squirrel is a lot like a cigarette....its harmless until you stick it in your mouth and light it on fire."


    That's funny stuff, got tears in my eyes from laughing. [:D][:D][:D]
    "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you"
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    Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,362 ******
    edited November -1
    "How much is this ammo worth? I'm trying to hock it on another site."
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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    Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,362 ******
    edited November -1
    "Captn Fun, you wouldn't dare lock me out." Famous last words.
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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    WarbirdsWarbirds Member Posts: 16,844 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I am oddly honored that my sig line, which I found to be totally awesome, is enjoyed by someone else!
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    Queen of SwordsQueen of Swords Member Posts: 14,355
    edited November -1
    You all need to CLAM DOWN....
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    ForkliftkingForkliftking Member Posts: 4,907 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by austin20
    "My wife has the phone with her in Texas, so I can't call the land lord"

    [:D][:D][:D]
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    wanted manwanted man Member Posts: 3,276
    edited November -1
    My signature line is among my favorites.....
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    cce1302cce1302 Member Posts: 9,555 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Jorge
    quote:Originally posted by cce1302
    "These pretzels are making me thirsty"




    Hey!

    That one is mine.





    Why yes, yes it is. And it's a classic.
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    iceracerxiceracerx Member Posts: 8,860 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Who ever said that is correct. The original 1911 didn't have a thumb safety.[}:)]

    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    "The 1911 was not designed to be carried cocked and locked."


    Here's my favorite: "He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which."
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    Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,362 ******
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by iceracerx
    Who ever said that is correct. The original 1911 didn't have a thumb safety.[}:)]

    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    "The 1911 was not designed to be carried cocked and locked."


    Here's my favorite: "He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which."
    The patent drawings include it and also state that one of the design criteria was for cocked and locked carry.[:I]
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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    iceracerxiceracerx Member Posts: 8,860 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    For the original 1911 design? You might want to check that one again.

    Original1911_zpse3b66ba8.jpg


    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    quote:Originally posted by iceracerx
    Who ever said that is correct. The original 1911 didn't have a thumb safety.[}:)]

    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    "The 1911 was not designed to be carried cocked and locked."


    Here's my favorite: "He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which."
    The patent drawings include it and also state that one of the design criteria was for cocked and locked carry.[:I]
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    Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,362 ******
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by iceracerx
    For the original 1911 design? You might want to check that one again.

    Original1911_zpse3b66ba8.jpg


    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    quote:Originally posted by iceracerx
    Who ever said that is correct. The original 1911 didn't have a thumb safety.[}:)]

    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    "The 1911 was not designed to be carried cocked and locked."


    Here's my favorite: "He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which."
    The patent drawings include it and also state that one of the design criteria was for cocked and locked carry.[:I]

    Feel free to post the patent. I know it's not on the gun, but it was in the designs.
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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    iceracerxiceracerx Member Posts: 8,860 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I'll leave that to Patent guys. Feel free to C&P your claim.

    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    quote:Originally posted by iceracerx
    For the original 1911 design? You might want to check that one again.

    Original1911_zpse3b66ba8.jpg


    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    quote:Originally posted by iceracerx
    Who ever said that is correct. The original 1911 didn't have a thumb safety.[}:)]

    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    "The 1911 was not designed to be carried cocked and locked."


    Here's my favorite: "He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which."
    The patent drawings include it and also state that one of the design criteria was for cocked and locked carry.[:I]

    Feel free to post the patent. I know it's not on the gun, but it was in the designs.
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    bigoutsidebigoutside Member Posts: 19,443
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by cce1302
    Who the EFF is CaptFun?????


    I suspect that will always be my favorite.
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    wundudneewundudnee Member Posts: 6,101 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Having a bad flow day Alice?
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    Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,362 ******
    edited November -1
    How about this:
    http://tinyurl.com/k3burdw

    quote:(2) The (automatic) grip safety (35) at all times locks the trigger
    (34) unless the handle is firmly grasped and the grip safety (35)
    pressed in.
    The pistol is in addition provided with a safety lock (36) by which
    the closed slide (3) and the cocked hammer (23) can be at will positively
    ?locked in position.

    quote:IMPORTANT POINTS.
    1. Never place the trigger finger within the trigger guard until it is
    intended to Are and the pistol is pointed toward the target.
    2. Do not carry the pistol in the holster with the hammer cocked and
    safety lock on, except in an emergency.
    If the pistol is so carried in the holster, cocked and safety lock on,
    the butt of the pistol should be rotated away from the body when
    withdrawing the pistol from the holster, in order to avoid displacing ?
    the safety lock.

    Looks to me like cocked and locked carry was an option.[:I]
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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    sgm hagsgm hag Member Posts: 1,028 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    "It doesn't mean he's a bad person, he probably wouldn't bother a fly........that is, unless it was open."

    This one is from the 1800s and annonymous:
    "I don't care what the people do, as long as they don't do it in the street and frighten the horses!"
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    cce1302cce1302 Member Posts: 9,555 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    How about this:
    http://tinyurl.com/k3burdw

    quote:(2) The (automatic) grip safety (35) at all times locks the trigger
    (34) unless the handle is firmly grasped and the grip safety (35)
    pressed in.
    The pistol is in addition provided with a safety lock (36) by which
    the closed slide (3) and the cocked hammer (23) can be at will positively
    ?locked in position.

    quote:IMPORTANT POINTS.
    1. Never place the trigger finger within the trigger guard until it is
    intended to Are and the pistol is pointed toward the target.
    2. Do not carry the pistol in the holster with the hammer cocked and
    safety lock on, except in an emergency.
    If the pistol is so carried in the holster, cocked and safety lock on,
    the butt of the pistol should be rotated away from the body when
    withdrawing the pistol from the holster, in order to avoid displacing ?
    the safety lock.

    Looks to me like cocked and locked carry was an option.[:I]


    nah, show him the patent drawing like you said before. It shows the original design of the 1911 with the thumb safety like you said. I'm sure he already googled it and withdrew from this thread in shame.
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    WarbirdsWarbirds Member Posts: 16,844 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sorry to totally hi-jack the thread, but this is interesting:

    1911 45 Patent drawings, pulled from google patent. The documentation reads very similar to as previously posted but what I would call FN23 the text does not match the posted text.

    The drawing matches the picture posted.

    http://www.google.com/patents/US984519?printsec=drawing#v=onepage&q&f=false
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    JorgeJorge Member Posts: 10,656 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by guntech59
    You white people crack me up.



    That one too!
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    iceracerxiceracerx Member Posts: 8,860 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Not quite. I didn't want to continue the hi-jack.

    quote:Originally posted by cce1302
    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    How about this:
    http://tinyurl.com/k3burdw

    quote:(2) The (automatic) grip safety (35) at all times locks the trigger
    (34) unless the handle is firmly grasped and the grip safety (35)
    pressed in.
    The pistol is in addition provided with a safety lock (36) by which
    the closed slide (3) and the cocked hammer (23) can be at will positively
    ?locked in position.

    quote:IMPORTANT POINTS.
    1. Never place the trigger finger within the trigger guard until it is
    intended to Are and the pistol is pointed toward the target.
    2. Do not carry the pistol in the holster with the hammer cocked and
    safety lock on, except in an emergency.
    If the pistol is so carried in the holster, cocked and safety lock on,
    the butt of the pistol should be rotated away from the body when
    withdrawing the pistol from the holster, in order to avoid displacing ?
    the safety lock.

    Looks to me like cocked and locked carry was an option.[:I]


    nah, show him the patent drawing like you said before. It shows the original design of the 1911 with the thumb safety like you said. I'm sure he already googled it and withdrew from this thread in shame.
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    barbwiredbarbwired Member Posts: 8,254
    edited November -1
    I have read every one of these and the chair has shook from laughter from all of them. Thanks.
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    reloader44magreloader44mag Member Posts: 18,783 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Heavy flow day Alice....[:D]
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    dlrjjdlrjj Member Posts: 5,528 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by reloader44mag
    Heavy flow day Alice....[:D]
    He had another classic.

    "I knew plants had feelings, but I didn't know they could type"
    Tax evasion is illegal, tax avoidance is an art form.
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    FrancFFrancF Member Posts: 35,278 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Rule #1 You die.
    Rule#2 You pay taxes.
    Rule #3 You can't change Rule #1.
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    Old-ColtsOld-Colts Member Posts: 22,700 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by dlrjj
    quote:Originally posted by reloader44mag
    Heavy flow day Alice....[:D]He had another classic.

    "I knew plants had feelings, but I didn't know they could type"Those two might be my favorites, but I also like:

    "It isn't just that you miss the point; it is the vast distance by which you miss it." [:D]

    If you can't feel the music; it's only pink noise!

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    e3mrke3mrk Member Posts: 1,851 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    It may not be today and it may not be tomorrow but I will get You back.
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    retroxler58retroxler58 Member Posts: 32,693 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    "Pass the popcorn..."



    [:D]
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