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retroxler58
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My daughter wants a Cinderella themed party,
so I invited all her friends over and made
them clean my house.
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Remember when you used to refer to your knees as Right and Left?
Instead of Good and Bad.
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Growing old is hard work...
The mind says "yes"
but, the body says
"what the hell were you thinking?"
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Don't mix your meds!
Getting old is so hard at times.
Yesterday I got the Preparation 'H' mixed up with the Poli-Grip.
NOW, I talk like an a-hole. But my gums don't itch any more.
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Kids today don't realize how easy they have it.
When I was young, I had to walk nine feet
through * carpet to change the TV channel.
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You know you're getting old when you can't walk past
a bathroom without thinking, "I may as well pee while I'm here."
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Respect your parents
They passed grade school without GOOGLE.
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so I invited all her friends over and made
them clean my house.
**********
Remember when you used to refer to your knees as Right and Left?
Instead of Good and Bad.
**********
Growing old is hard work...
The mind says "yes"
but, the body says
"what the hell were you thinking?"
**********
Don't mix your meds!
Getting old is so hard at times.
Yesterday I got the Preparation 'H' mixed up with the Poli-Grip.
NOW, I talk like an a-hole. But my gums don't itch any more.
**********
Kids today don't realize how easy they have it.
When I was young, I had to walk nine feet
through * carpet to change the TV channel.
**********
You know you're getting old when you can't walk past
a bathroom without thinking, "I may as well pee while I'm here."
**********
Respect your parents
They passed grade school without GOOGLE.
**********
Comments
i remember the 1960's * ..we had it in green..called it GAG carpet ..god awful green.....happy days when we ripped that out.. could hold a cubic yard of dirt in a square yard of carpet
First house the wife and I bought had Gold * Carpet.
That crap was so matted down, you couldn't vacuum it at all.
So after about three or four months... I went down to the hardware store and bought me a garden rake.
And I raked the carpet from then on out.
First time, I had a HUGE bag of shaggies (that's what we called the balled up stuff that got removed).
After about three more months, no more * carpet! [:D]
About a year later we could afford something else, so we ripped up the old * carpet backing and replaced it with linoleum.
Wasn't the best, but it sure beat the hell outta the *.