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Kinda funny at work today

searcher5searcher5 Member Posts: 13,511
edited January 2012 in General Discussion
Man and woman walk into my store today. She's about 5' tall, and 300 lbs. Face looks like a pumpkin, with a bad black wig on it. He is very handicapped, maybe a stroke or something. Don't walk well. Anyway, you can tell that she wears the pants around there, by the domineering way she treated him. They bring their purchases up to the counter, a bottle of whiskey and some beer. The man looks at her, and haltingly asks "Are you paying?" She snaps at him, "What am I going to pay for it with? My good looks?"

He haltingly replies........"You'd get awful thirsty..........."

[:D]

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