Fishing joke

savage170

A small group of friends notice that when Bill comes boat fishing he insists he either fishes from the left or the right side.Never any where else.Sometimes he just wouldnt turn up at the dock. .Curiosity eventually got the better of them and they asked why."It all depends on My wife he says.If I wake up and see her sleeping on her left side I fish on the left of the boat.If she is sleeping on her right side I fish on the right"
"What about If You wake and She is on Her back?" asks one puzzeled friend

"Then I dont come fishing" He says with a wink[;)]

savage170

A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bush's jumped the Game Warden.
Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods, and hot on his heels came the Game Warden.
After about a half mile the fella stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath and the Game Warden finally caught up to him.
"Let's see your fishing license, Boy!" the Warden gasped.
With that, the fella pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license.
"Well, son," said the Game Warden, "You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!"
"Yes Sir," replied the young feller,"But my friend back there, well, he don't have one."

savage170

The rain was pouring and there was a big puddle in front of the bar just outside the American Legion Post.
A ragged old Chief Submariner was standing near the edge with a fishing line in the puddle.
A curious young Marine fighter pilot came over to him and asked what he was doing
"Fishing," the old Chief simply said.
"Poor old fool," the Marine officer thought to himself, and he invited the old Chief into the bar for a drink.
As he felt he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whiskey, the haughty fighter pilot asked,
"And how many have you caught today?"
"You're number ten" the old Chief answered."

2 Air Force, 3 Army & 5 Marines.

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