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NeoBlackdog
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The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing 'Father's Details,' or putting it another way...Who's your baby's Daddy?
These are genuine excerpts from the forms.
#11 takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up.
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks... (The runner-up).
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was * and that he is the Saver risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country.. Please advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same to me.
8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you axe him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time..... well, I don't have clue..
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World. Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave , mine might have remained unfertilized.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart. (This made number #1).
THESE PEOPLE VOTE AND ARE THE FUTURE OF THIS COUNTRY
AND YOU KNOW WHO THEY VOTED FOR, RIGHT?
These are genuine excerpts from the forms.
#11 takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up.
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks... (The runner-up).
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was * and that he is the Saver risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country.. Please advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same to me.
8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you axe him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time..... well, I don't have clue..
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World. Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave , mine might have remained unfertilized.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart. (This made number #1).
THESE PEOPLE VOTE AND ARE THE FUTURE OF THIS COUNTRY
AND YOU KNOW WHO THEY VOTED FOR, RIGHT?
Comments
Please take a moment and read this.
01.27.2010 Tomorrow when you get up many of the headlines are going to be asking you
"Are you better off than you were a year ago?" The press will again take up the
torch and run with it. Telling all of us how Barak Hussein Obama is Christ, walks on
water, and is the savior of all that ails us. They will cite example after example
of how the HOPE and CHANGE of Obama and the democratic party have saved our nation.
You are not better off than you were a year ago friends. Obama is not Jesus Christ
and he is not a savior. He is a fraud. And time will clearly demonstrate that he
will not be able to even save his own sorry backside.
Since he has taken office Obama and his hammer Reid and sickle Pelosi have been
ramming their socialist agenda down your throat. They have been stealing from you.
They have taken your money. They have taken your freedom. They have for all
practical purposes sold your children and their children in to slavery.
Don't be distracted by the media. Do not allow yourself to be misled. Over the
course of the last year YOUR congress has eroded away your freedom. No, they have
not eliminated any given amendment. They have instead `modified' your rights. They
are going to continue to do the same thing again, and again.unless you stop them.
This is a big game of chess and each of us is playing for our very freedom. Each and
every move that they are making is very well calculated. They have a master game
plan. They are making each move, according to their agenda, and very much on cue.
Do you really believe that it is all just happenstance? Stop at Wal-Mart tonight on
your way home. Slow down and really look around the store. Most if not all of the
case stacks are gone. The products on the shelves have been `faced' and made to
appear full. Many of the name brands have been replace with "great value" brand. The
size of cans and bottles have changed. You are paying more for less product. Ask
yourself if the store or the shelves look anything like they did three years ago. I
can recall two years ago at the store in my town I would not have been able to see
to the back of the store because of all of the stock stacked on top of the shelves.
There is NO stock up there now. The number of shelves that were there have been
reduced and they are half empty. What are you and your family going to do when the
shelves are empty?
Not enough proof? How about gas prices. The price of a barrel of crude oil today is
$77.74. The price for a gallon of gas is $2.61 a gallon. One year ago it was crude
was $63.00 for a barrel and gas was $1.81 a gallon. Oil and gas prices going up in
the midst of news of "Massive Oil Fields Found in the Gulf." Are you starting to
wake up yet? Can you see that this has NOTHING to do with how much oil there is or
the price of that oil? Jack Spirko did a very good job of explaining the value of
the dollar on his Survival Podcast. He explained that you used to be able to
purchase a gallon of gas for a quarter (silver). And that today the silver in that
same quarter would have roughly the value needed to get a gallon of gasoline. Think
about that folks. The straightforward truth is that the value of your dollar has
dropped out the bottom.
Over the last three months the price of gas has gone up again roughly forty cents.
There has not been a change in demand for oil. There has been no crisis. There was
actually a reduction in demand for finished gasoline products. Your dollar has
simply lost that much more value in three months. "Throw that bag of cash in the
trunk son, we need to go to town and get some gas."
We are in a world of hurt folks.
Your government has now raised the US debt ceiling to more than $12.4 TRILLION. They
are talking about raising it again in just a few weeks. Think about this.the United
States gross domestic product is about $15 trillion.and they want to borrow $13
trillion. You see friends we have reached the limit of marginal propensity. The
government, your government, cannot improve the situation.they can only conceal it.
By borrowing more money.they can continue the illusion that you live in a safe,
stable, free nation.
Wake up. You don't. It is going to crash. Who owns your house?
Who owns your car? Who owns your education? The government. The government. The
government. And the problem with all of this is that your government has sold its
future income as debt to other countries. We are at a point where we cannot pay the
interest on the money let alone the principle. What is going to happen when China
comes to collect what they are owed? The government used money which they borrowed
against your future to bail out Chrysler. They took $27 billion you already don't
have and loaned it to Chrysler. Chrysler then sold a huge chunk on their company to
and Italian company Fiat and took your money and ran!
It will not be lost on some of you that your government is using fiat currency as a
tool to own each and every aspect of your lives. They have issued a greenback, a
dollar, which only has value because THEY say it has that value. Anyone else see a
problem here? If I raise chickens and sell the eggs to get other things I need to
live and take care of my family I want to exchange my very real chicken eggs for
other items of very real value. I know for example that my pre-64 silver dollar has
a value today of about $21.00. There is a market for my silver and I have a
legitimate comparison tool to know how much silver I should get to have a fair price
for my eggs. It becomes however a little more tricky when you are dealing with
greenbacks. One of the key components for successful currency is that it has a store
of value. I cannot just give you a nice organic brown egg and tell you it is worth a
pick-up truck. Right now the US dollar is losing its store of
value at a rather alarming pace. I could have gotten an ounce of silver for $12.25
a year ago. Today I need at least an additional $4.25 to get the same amount of
silver. I have lost 20% of the value of my dollar in a year!
Now I know I did not get a 20% raise this year. Most of us did not even get a 2%
raise over last year. Your congress gave themselves a 5.8% raise this year! You and
I now need to work an additional 8 hours each week in order to make up for what we
have lost in income. Now the net effect of working these additional 416 hours is
that I get bumped up in my tax bracket. The more I work.the more they tax.and I am
not coming out ahead in this game. Between income tax, sales tax, and all the other
taxes I am actually getting less than 45% of what I actually earn. More than 20% of
what they take off the top goes to social security.a program from which you and I
will never likely see any return!
It has to stop. We have to do it.and it MUST happen very soon.
I am a common man. You are no different that I my friend. I work two jobs for a
living and try as best I can to provide for my family. The problem is that our
government has grown too large. It no longer concerns itself with what is best for
us, for the people. It continues to be fed and continues to eat. As a matter of fact
all it now knows is how to feed itself. It is time to starve the monster we have
allowed to be created.
You have all heard me say many of the same things many times before. My hope and
prayer is that somehow with this time each of you will actually beat back the apathy
and be moved in mind and spirit into action to take back our Republic. Please
friends.now is the time. Take action now, today. Do not accept the rhetoric that is
coming from the socialist left. The government cannot spend us out of the hole. No
job program can do it. Building the bridge for the train to tomorrow.won't do it. No
tax cut can do it. Free healthcare cannot do it. We MUST remove those currently in
power and take our republic back.
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http://teapartypatriots.org
http://www.americanpreppersnetwork.com
http://alarmandmuster.com
Why do I doubt anyone with the name of "Tyrone" would have any interest in AC/DC CD'S?
Billy Bob possibly, not Tyrone.
quote: Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you axe him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time..... well, I don't have clue..
Why do I doubt anyone with the name of "Tyrone" would have any interest in AC/DC CD'S?
Billy Bob possibly, not Tyrone.
Pawn shop.