Ex-Wife Is Running For Public Office

nunn

If you live in Bowie County, Texas, please vote for her.

bhale187

funny campaaign slogan considering the office she is running for [:I]

7.62x39Lover

Not bad Dave. I hope she wins.

spasmcreek

funny ...being on the paying end of taxes i always thought i was a victim...though i have been an unhapppy customer many times

n/a

Everybody loves a tax collector, especially one that recognizes the importance of the 'customer', er, the tax provider.

dreher

So how much did you charge her to keep the naked pics out of the campaign??[:D]

lead

I don't know if I'd want an ex figuring out how much my tax bill should be. I hope you are on good terms with her.

Wyatt Earp

Heard russling outside my window in the front yard one day, zipped out to find two central appraisal district employees in my front yard measuring my house.

Do I have a legal right to run their butts off and tell them to call for an appointment? I kissed their butts that day but it didn't help, they still screwed me on the assessment, so in the future I don't intend to make their job easy for them.

nunn

quote:I don't know if I'd want an ex figuring out how much my tax bill should be. I hope you are on good terms with her.

I am, but I don't own any property in Bowie County.

swampgut

quote:Originally posted by nunn
quote:I don't know if I'd want an ex figuring out how much my tax bill should be. I hope you are on good terms with her.

I am, but I don't own any property in Bowie County.


I thought she left you high and dry with lots o' bills to pay?

nunn

quote:I thought she left you high and dry with lots o' bills to pay?

No, that was #3, Shanna Elaine Keath, that left me with $80G in credit card debt. Lisa was #2, the mother of my children.

He Dog

So DID the customer always come first?[}:)][:p]

JamesRK

You gonna vote for her?

TooBig

David I see your still supporting her in other ways now[:D][}:)]

buschmaster

quote:Originally posted by bhale187
funny campaign slogan considering the office she is running for [:I]sounds better than "gimme gimme gimme!"

Colonel Plink

Looks like you always did have good taste in women.

Well.

At least in the looks department.

Mr. Perfect

What's her stance on tax reform?

footlong

My EX first name was GIMME GIMME GIMME. Her last was MORE MORE MORE [:(!]

nunn

quote:You gonna vote for her?
No. I don't live in Bowie County, either.

quote:Looks like you always did have good taste in women.

Well.

At least in the looks department.
She is 50 years old, too. No, I never married an ugly woman. They have all been beautiful, to me anyway. Lisa is the only one of my ex-wives I care about and still communicate with. We have children, and that factor brings us together from time to time. She and Dawnie get along well, which is a plus.

fideau

Ex WIVES?
I have a friend who has been married 5 times. But he married his current wife twice, with her sister being number 4.
We call him Hollywood. [8D]

swampgut

Damn, nunn.

Four wives?

Talk about a glutton for punishment.[8D]

Alan Rushing

Nunn,

You may well have covered her previously but here and now I don't believe.

Are you in the mood to cover wife #1, while on the subject of "X"s?