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Hypothetically speaking
westernMDhunter
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If someone took a crap in the bed of your pickup truck and just so happened when they jumped out their wallet fell to the ground and you found it, what would you do?
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We are, of course, assuming he hasn't been set up by an enemy who stole his wallet and intentionally left it there in hopes of inspiring just such a reaction from the truck owner. Ya never know these days. Dirty tricks are everywhere. [;)]
If someone took a crap in the bed of your pickup truck and just so happened when they jumped out their wallet fell to the ground and you found it, what would you do?
Wait, what?
Of course if it was me I would have a dump truck drop a full load of manure on his front porch and use his credit card to pay for it.
If I asked my pastor this question he would say to nicely take the wallet back to him, do not take anything from it, just be the good guy, then the guilt he would feel would eat him up inside.
Of course if it was me I would have a dump truck drop a full load of manure on his front porch and use his credit card to pay for it.
That's awesome..hahaha
If someone took a crap in the bed of your pickup truck and just so happened when they jumped out their wallet fell to the ground and you found it, what would you do?
How would you know if it was the same guys wallet? Maybe just a passerby dropped it. Unless you were watching the guy doing it.
I would keep any cash, throw out any credit cards, along with his DL on the street so crooks might find them. Scoop up crap, and put in shoe box along with remains of wallet. Mail to address on DL.
^^This^^
If I asked my pastor this question he would say to nicely take the wallet back to him, do not take anything from it, just be the good guy, then the guilt he would feel would eat him up inside.
Of course if it was me I would have a dump truck drop a full load of manure on his front porch and use his credit card to pay for it.
"you want a dump truck full of manure delivered to a residential address?"
"yessir, and you will note the address for delivery is the same as the billing address on the credit card"
"o-kay...."
[:D][:D][}:)]
quote:Originally posted by Mk 19
If I asked my pastor this question he would say to nicely take the wallet back to him, do not take anything from it, just be the good guy, then the guilt he would feel would eat him up inside.
Of course if it was me I would have a dump truck drop a full load of manure on his front porch and use his credit card to pay for it.
"you want a dump truck full of manure delivered to a residential address?"
"yessir, and you will note the address for delivery is the same as the billing address on the credit card"
"o-kay...."
[:D][:D][}:)]
You can shovel up manure. Now, a truck load of baseball sized rock, can't shovel that. [}:)][;)]
You don't know if the crap belongs to the wallet. Might be two different people
the cops wouldn't say that was enough proof to do anything to him legally, and contacting him through the info on the DL to * at him wouldn't do any good, so my recourse would be to get even by tossing his wallet in the trash.
What if the DNA taken from the stool sample matched the DNA from the wallet?
Wash the sheet out of my truck and enjoy my new wallet[:)]
That's no way to pay it forward.
We are, of course, assuming he hasn't been set up by an enemy who stole his wallet and intentionally left it there in hopes of inspiring just such a reaction from the truck owner. Ya never know these days. Dirty tricks are everywhere. [;)]
You might be on to something here. This guy could have crapped in someone else's truck, dropped his wallet and now we have a vicious circle of people crapping in the bed of pickups and leaving this guys wallet hoping someone will pay him a visit. Never can be to careful these days.[:D]
Did you lose your wallet?[;)]
Twice this week.[:D]
Chase them down, drag them to the truck, open the tailgate and use them as a piece of toilet paper. Then stick the wallet in their mouth and kick them in the rear end. Then just be casual and put it in gear and leave.
Which gear, reverse?
Crap happens For Reasons[:I]
Place it on his door step, light it on fire, knock & run!...[;)]
Trinity +++
I would guess some one doing that there will be no cash or CC in that wallet . maybe a ID to get there welfare benefits [:(!]
on the long shot there was cash and CC's keep the cash to cover cleaning and bleaching the "crap " out of truck [:D] toss the rest out in a obumer supporting hood they would know how to put it to go use
What did You Do to Him Or His First[;)]
Crap happens For Reasons[:I]
This is hypothetically speaking but now you've got me wanting to write a country song about it.