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New Book understanding women

savage170savage170 Member Posts: 37,539 ✭✭✭✭
edited September 2011 in General Discussion
is now avaible

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  • Alan RushingAlan Rushing Member Posts: 8,805 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I wonder if that is the unabridged edition?

    Have you heard yet how often they update the New Book?

    Women change quickly ... hopefully the editors are ready, willing and able to keep renewing the material.

    [:0] [;)] [:)]
  • 4627046270 Member Posts: 12,627
    edited November -1
    Looks more like the budget, that's not funny!
  • andrewsw16andrewsw16 Member Posts: 10,728 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The irony is that this book could fit on a thumb drive and save a lot of trees. [:D]
  • dreherdreher Member Posts: 8,891 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    OK. Just how much space does it take to say they are crazy. They all lie. No matter what they have they are quickly bored with it and want something new. They like a man in their life not because they like sex but to have someone to * at. They have weird mood altering hormones that not only can change daily, but sometimes hourly. Did I mention crazy?? I think I have 90% of this topic covered. Did I mention crazy??
  • BIG OLD BILLBIG OLD BILL Member Posts: 180 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    And I bet all the pages are blank. The subject is such a mystery no one could possibly write a useable book about it.
  • NOAHNOAH Member Posts: 9,690
    edited November -1
    you get what you pay for[:0][:D][;)]quote:Originally posted by dreher
    OK. Just how much space does it take to say they are crazy. They all lie. No matter what they have they are quickly bored with it and want something new. They like a man in their life not because they like sex but to have someone to * at. They have weird mood altering hormones that not only can change daily, but sometimes hourly. Did I mention crazy?? I think I have 90% of this topic covered. Did I mention crazy??
  • 11BravoCrunchie11BravoCrunchie Member Posts: 33,423 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by dreher
    OK. Just how much space does it take to say they are crazy. They all lie. No matter what they have they are quickly bored with it and want something new. They like a man in their life not because they like sex but to have someone to * at. They have weird mood altering hormones that not only can change daily, but sometimes hourly. Did I mention crazy?? I think I have 90% of this topic covered. Did I mention crazy??



    Lets see...my wife doesn't lie. She's not crazy. She hates it when things change.

    With 3 very short sentences (and I could've combined them into 1), I have disproved your argument that all women are like that. Maybe you should find a better woman next time, or become very comfortable with *.
  • jev1969jev1969 Member Posts: 2,691
    edited November -1
    And that's just the paperback edition. [8D]
  • n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427
    edited November -1
    Guy was walking the beach one day and found a bottle, he uncorked it and out came a Genie, The genie said this was the third time he was let out and could only give the guy one wish, the guy looked around and said, I love to travel but dont like to fly so build me a bridge to Hawaii, the genie scratched his head and said, that will take a bunch of material and a hell of a long time, isnt there something else you could wish for.. The guy thought a minute and said, well I would like to understand women, the genie said, would you like that bridge to be a two lane of 4 lane???
  • danielgagedanielgage Member Posts: 10,543 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Classic095
    Guy was walking the beach one day and found a bottle, he uncorked it and out came a Genie, The genie said this was the third time he was let out and could only give the guy one wish, the guy looked around and said, I love to travel but dont like to fly so build me a bridge to Hawaii, the genie scratched his head and said, that will take a bunch of material and a hell of a long time, isnt there something else you could wish for.. The guy thought a minute and said, well I would like to understand women, the genie said, would you like that bridge to be a two lane of 4 lane???
    [:D]
  • SawzSawz Member Posts: 6,049
    edited November -1
    I saw that book in the library yesterday the original title is Understanding women chapter 1, I skipped to the last few pages to see if any conclusions had been formed. it was in an entirely different language, so somewhere in teh first chapter they must teach it to you
  • MIKE WISKEYMIKE WISKEY Member Posts: 10,042 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    THAT'S BOOK ONE OF A TWENTY VOLUME SET
  • NeoBlackdogNeoBlackdog Member Posts: 17,238 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    There is no understanding the mind of an estrogen fueled machine...
  • guntech59guntech59 Member Posts: 23,188 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
    quote:Originally posted by dreher
    OK. Just how much space does it take to say they are crazy. They all lie. No matter what they have they are quickly bored with it and want something new. They like a man in their life not because they like sex but to have someone to * at. They have weird mood altering hormones that not only can change daily, but sometimes hourly. Did I mention crazy?? I think I have 90% of this topic covered. Did I mention crazy??


    You may change your mind in a few years.[:D][;)]

    I used to think that way, too.


    Lets see...my wife doesn't lie. She's not crazy. She hates it when things change.

    With 3 very short sentences (and I could've combined them into 1), I have disproved your argument that all women are like that. Maybe you should find a better woman next time, or become very comfortable with *.
  • NavybatNavybat Member Posts: 6,849 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by dreher
    OK. Just how much space does it take to say they are crazy. They all lie. No matter what they have they are quickly bored with it and want something new. They like a man in their life not because they like sex but to have someone to * at. They have weird mood altering hormones that not only can change daily, but sometimes hourly. Did I mention crazy?? I think I have 90% of this topic covered. Did I mention crazy??


    Wow...this is a post from a very sad, bitter and disturbed man. My wife does not * at me. She is not crazy. She does not lie. She does not get easily bored.

    You've had a bad experience...sounds like you need some therapy. I'm concerned you're going to snap one day and go on a shooting spree. Be careful.
  • Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,404 ******
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
    quote:Originally posted by dreher
    OK. Just how much space does it take to say they are crazy. They all lie. No matter what they have they are quickly bored with it and want something new. They like a man in their life not because they like sex but to have someone to * at. They have weird mood altering hormones that not only can change daily, but sometimes hourly. Did I mention crazy?? I think I have 90% of this topic covered. Did I mention crazy??



    Lets see...my wife doesn't lie. She's not crazy. She hates it when things change.

    With 3 very short sentences (and I could've combined them into 1), I have disproved your argument that all women are like that. Maybe you should find a better woman next time, or become very comfortable with *.
    you've been married how long? hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
  • Rocky4windsRocky4winds Member Posts: 760 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    When I was about 16-17 I was complaining to my Dad about girls, and how to figure out what they were thinking. He told me something like "don't even try to figure them out. As soon as you think you have them all figured out they will throw another curve at you."

    My limited experience, though, has shown me that the majority of guys who complain about women are the ones who don't want a wife/life companion, they want sex. Then, they get upset when the girls are as shallow as they are. Speaking generally, of course, and don't mean any offense to anyone in particular.

    Are Cliff notes available yet?
  • dav1965dav1965 Member Posts: 26,540 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
  • allen griggsallen griggs Member Posts: 35,666 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    "Just how much space does it take to say they are crazy. They all lie."

    Bingo, dreher.
    They don't know the difference between telling a lie, and telling the truth.
    The female "brain" is not wired right.
  • iceracerxiceracerx Member Posts: 8,860 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
  • djh860djh860 Member Posts: 3,232 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    you want to understand women think of a man who felt his way through life rather than thinking his way through life.

    Think of a man who worried more about what others thought about him than what he thought about himself.

    Think of a man who didn't feel like a whole person unless he was involved with a woman.
  • camodudecamodude Member Posts: 583 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Dam.. i wish u could text that to me !!! [:D][:D] It be everywhere in 1 hr !
  • djh860djh860 Member Posts: 3,232 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    All my wives eventually went crazy.

    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
    quote:Originally posted by dreher
    OK. Just how much space does it take to say they are crazy. They all lie. No matter what they have they are quickly bored with it and want something new. They like a man in their life not because they like sex but to have someone to * at. They have weird mood altering hormones that not only can change daily, but sometimes hourly. Did I mention crazy?? I think I have 90% of this topic covered. Did I mention crazy??



    Lets see...my wife doesn't lie. She's not crazy. She hates it when things change.

    With 3 very short sentences (and I could've combined them into 1), I have disproved your argument that all women are like that. Maybe you should find a better woman next time, or become very comfortable with *.
    you've been married how long? hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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