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DOG VS WIFE
dreher
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Be honest, no joking. How many of you love your dog more than you love your wife? My first marriage, dog. This may not be a fair contest. Truely great Border Collie vs not much of a wife. Second (current) wife, most days wife wins easily. Couple of days every month Border Collie wins a few. This also isn't the fairest of contests. Great woman vs nice, not great, Border Collie. How about you?
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9. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.
8. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.
7. A dog never expects you to telephone.
6. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.
5. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.
4. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.
3. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.
2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.
1. A dog does not shop.
wrecked tuuck
divorced wife
kept dog she listens so good.
I am debating wheather I am a really brave man, or a really stupid man. Wife is outside watering a few plants. When she comes in, I'm going to show her this post. Whatta think? Brave or stupid?
Want me to poof it?
So, how much of a chicken are you ???[}:)]
Put your wife in the trunk of a car, and your dog. Watch the reaction when you let them out. Decide then.
[:D][:D][:D]+1
My dog would not get in the trunk, He rides shotgun no matter what!