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George and Ethel.

GuvamintCheeseGuvamintCheese Member Posts: 38,932
edited March 2013 in General Discussion
A 90 year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with
normal results.

The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are you doing
mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"

George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so
He's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! The light goes
off."

"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says. However a little later in
the day, the doctor calls George's wife. "Ethel," he says, "George is
doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his
relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and
poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the
light goes off?"

"Oh sweet Jesus" exclaims Ethel. "He's pissin' in the refrigerator
again!

Comments

  • Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,404 ******
    edited November -1
    How did he determine the light goes off?[:D][:p]
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
  • ATHOMSONATHOMSON Member Posts: 3,399 ✭✭
    edited November -1
  • fishkiller41fishkiller41 Member Posts: 50,608
    edited November -1
    [:D][:D][:D]quote:Originally posted by cartod

    A 90 year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with
    normal results.

    The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are you doing
    mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"

    George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so
    He's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
    bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! The light goes
    off."

    "Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says. However a little later in
    the day, the doctor calls George's wife. "Ethel," he says, "George is
    doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his
    relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and
    poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the
    light goes off?"

    "Oh sweet Jesus" exclaims Ethel. "He's pissin' in the refrigerator
    again!
  • pogybatepogybate Member Posts: 3,150
    edited November -1
  • gesshotsgesshots Member Posts: 15,678 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    [:0][;)][:D][:D][:D]
    It's being willing. I found out early that most men, regardless of cause or need, aren't willing. They blink an eye or draw a breath before they pull the trigger. I won't. ~ J.B. Books
  • hoosierhoosier Member Posts: 1,602 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    So that's why the Pitcher of leamonade tastes strange lately.
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  • Bubba Jr.Bubba Jr. Member Posts: 8,303 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    How did he determine the light goes off?[:D][:p]


    It got dark.
  • CoolhandLukeCoolhandLuke Member Posts: 7,826 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    [:D][:D][:D]
    We have to fight so we can run away.
    Capt. Jack Sparrow.
  • slingerslinger Member Posts: 1,456 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    When he quit pissin'.............[:)]
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