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George and Ethel.
GuvamintCheese
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A 90 year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with
normal results.
The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are you doing
mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so
He's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! The light goes
off."
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says. However a little later in
the day, the doctor calls George's wife. "Ethel," he says, "George is
doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his
relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and
poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the
light goes off?"
"Oh sweet Jesus" exclaims Ethel. "He's pissin' in the refrigerator
again!
normal results.
The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are you doing
mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so
He's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! The light goes
off."
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says. However a little later in
the day, the doctor calls George's wife. "Ethel," he says, "George is
doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his
relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and
poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the
light goes off?"
"Oh sweet Jesus" exclaims Ethel. "He's pissin' in the refrigerator
again!
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And fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain
A 90 year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with
normal results.
The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are you doing
mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so
He's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! The light goes
off."
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says. However a little later in
the day, the doctor calls George's wife. "Ethel," he says, "George is
doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his
relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and
poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the
light goes off?"
"Oh sweet Jesus" exclaims Ethel. "He's pissin' in the refrigerator
again!
How did he determine the light goes off?[:D][:p]
It got dark.
Capt. Jack Sparrow.