A new top ten list by David Letterman

scottm21166

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black
NASCAR drivers:

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at
the same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...

# 1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways.

Old-Colts

[:D][:D]

Oakie

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] LMAO

Laredo Lefty

Good ones.......... I would love to see him actually use those so he could be kicked off the air.

montanajoe

[:D][:D][:D]

hdcolt51

[:D][:D]

dav1965

[:D][:D]

KEVD18

at least 7 years old, not written or endorsed by letterman, only mildly amusing and only the first time you hear it.

yawn.

Jayhawk2218

quote:Originally posted by KEVD18
at least 7 years old, not written or endorsed by letterman, only mildly amusing and only the first time you hear it.

yawn.




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