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I am a man but I can change if I have to,I guess.
I spent two weeks up in the Northeast - unseasonably warm, for sure, so I decided
to drop in on some friends in Florida and take advantage of their fine pools and a
lake or two. It was VERY HOT in Central Florida! Matter of fact, here's an indication
of just how HOT it was!
... sometimes it's just easier to continue on instead of stopping and getting out to clear
the way as you paint!
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The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Mullah Omar was a miserable lowlife, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy was a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk."
"So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, ugly, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? So does Barak Obama!"
"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when this truck hit us."
A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune say, "One Marine is better than ten Taliban."
The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
The voice then calls out, "One Marine is better than a hundred Taliban soldiers."
Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
The Marine voice calls out, "One Marine is better than one thousand Taliban."
The enraged Taliban commander musters a thousand fighters and sends them over the dune. Cannon, rocket, and machine gun fire rings out as a huge battle is fought.
Then silence. Finally one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, it's a trap. There are two of them."
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window..
The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What the hell happened? What's the big hold Up?'
The man at the window says,
'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and Set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'
The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'
The man outside the window says....
'About a gallon.'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h_bndds32A
BS![:(!]
If it doesn't violate the rules, a.k.a. threat, then why lock it?
Way too sensitive? How about a admin telling a member to "stuff it"?
After much discussion, the square root of -1 shouts at pi and says "please would you just be rational"
Pi responds "get real"
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He is singing angry though. This time.
NRA Life Endowment Member
In a news conference, Deanna Favre announced she will be the starting Quarterback for the Green Bay Packers football team next season.
Deanna asserts that she is qualified to be the starting QB because she had spent 16 years married to Brett while he played QB for the Packers - even though she has actually never played football at any level from grade school up, never ran the offense of any team, nor ever played the game.
During this period of time, she became familiar with the definition of a corner blitz, the nickel package, man-to-man coverage, so she is now completely comfortable with all the other terminology involving the Packers offense. A survey of Packers fans shows 50% of those polled supported the move.
Does this sound idiotic and unbelievable ... or familiar to you?
Hillary Clinton makes the same claims as to why she is qualified to be the President of the United States and 50% of Democrats polled agree.
She has never run a city, county, or state during her "career" as being Bill Clinton's wife. When told Hillary Clinton has experience because she has 8 years in the White House, my immediate thought was, "So does the pastry chef, and the person who picks up dog crap from the White House Lawn"
When it comes to running the State Department, her biggest achievement was getting a US Ambassador and 3 other Americans killed, by pretending terrorism had been defeated.....Her words still echo..."what difference does it make"
Comment: At least Deanna Favre is pretty !