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Wifes Gone All Week

dav1965dav1965 Member Posts: 26,540 ✭✭✭
edited September 2018 in General Discussion
She had to go to Indiana for a week. She left at 2 this mourning.[:(]

She should come back Friday night.

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  • discusdaddiscusdad Member Posts: 11,427 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    are you morning that fact or exalting in this revelation
  • dav1965dav1965 Member Posts: 26,540 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I dont know im still thinking about it.

    I know i got the better end of the marriage deal though.[:D]
  • Rocky RaabRocky Raab Member Posts: 14,497 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    A week being a Class B bachelor? Rejoice, brother.

    You can eat over the sink, drink beer, belch, scratch your balls, and nap all you want. Fix yourself some incendiary chili, hit that sports bar for wings, pop a couple cans of sardines, indulge in an onion and Limburger sandwich.

    Just before she comes home, make the bed and shower. All good.
    I may be a bit crazy - but I didn't drive myself.
  • tazzertazzer Member Posts: 16,837
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Rocky Raab
    A week being a Class B bachelor? Rejoice, brother.

    You can eat over the sink, drink beer, belch, scratch your balls, and nap all you want. Fix yourself some incendiary chili, hit that sports bar for wings, pop a couple cans of sardines, indulge in an onion and Limburger sandwich.

    Just before she comes home, quote:make the bed and shower. All good.

    might want to change the sheets first [}:)][:D][:D]
  • remingtonoaksremingtonoaks Member Posts: 26,245 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by tazzer
    quote:Originally posted by Rocky Raab
    A week being a Class B bachelor? Rejoice, brother.

    You can eat over the sink, drink beer, belch, scratch your balls, and nap all you want. Fix yourself some incendiary chili, hit that sports bar for wings, pop a couple cans of sardines, indulge in an onion and Limburger sandwich.

    Just before she comes home, quote:make the bed and shower. All good.

    might want to change the sheets first [}:)][:D][:D]


    Wife gone for a week? I'm sure there will be a stain where he missed the handkerchief on the sheets[:0][:D]

    Oh, don't forget to wash your shirts. You'd hate to have your wife come home and find lipstick on the collars[}:)][:D]
  • hillbillehillbille Member Posts: 14,459 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    didn't you get the note on the table she left,,,,, stay out of the vodka!! [;)]
  • wpagewpage Member Posts: 10,201 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Enjoy, dont hurt yourself...[:o)]
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