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smelly cat ???'s

SpartacusSpartacus Member Posts: 14,415
edited September 2012 in General Discussion
Caught the Houdini cat that has been living alone in an empty house for 6 months.
every week we had to drive 3 hours to give it food and water and new litter[V]
finally got it in a havaheart trap baited with a can of tuna.
the cat spent at least 24hrs (probably 48 hrs) in the trap, and now smells like pee,poop and tuna fish.[:0]

what's the best way to de-stink it?
I want to do the toilet bowl wash, but the mrs refuses.
was thinking of just putting the cat (in the trap) in the shower and hose it down for awhile.
would pouring tomato juice on it help?

all suggestions appreciated[;)]

tom
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  • diver-rigdiver-rig Member Posts: 6,336 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Placing the live trap, with said "smelly" cat inside, into a full stock tank for about 15 minutes will remove the smell.
  • savage170savage170 Member Posts: 37,569 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Instructions
    1


    Prepare your cleaning environment. Fill the tub with water. Get towels ready for drying. Suit up. Shut door.

    2


    Catch your cat.





    3


    After you've failed Step 2, get someone else to catch the cat for you or try again.

    4


    Once you have the cat, make note of where its claws and sharp teeth are. This knowledge could prevent injury later on (or not).

    5


    Get the cat into the tub. This step might be repeated ... repeatedly, but it's important that the cat be in the water before you start washing him.

    6


    Once in tub (normally hours after you start the washing process), put shampoo onto cat. Protect your eyes, face, body, hands and hair (this is where your knowledge of where the claws and sharp teeth come in, but don't worry, if you skipped that step-you'll soon know where they are).

    7


    Once the cat has been re-caught, tend to your wounds (there'll be many by this point). Use this time to decide whether or not to continue. The amount of blood you've just lost should be able to help you with that decision.

    8


    After you have come to your senses and realize that this is a futile task, stop-it only gets worse from here.

    9


    A couple of months later, repeat process (for some reason you will not remember how painful it was the first time and try again or you'll think you'll be able to do a better job the second time around-you won't. Trust me.)
  • montanajoemontanajoe Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 60,237 ******
    edited November -1
    ...hold on,I'll ask the wife what to use to clean a smelly,,,
  • EMCSEMCS Member Posts: 4,063
    edited November -1
    savage170 " Instructions"



    [:)][:D]

    still a good one
  • Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,437 ******
    edited November -1
    This skunk recipe should work:

    in a pail mix:

    1 quart hydrogen peroxide (the 3 percent hydrogen peroxide variety)
    ? cup baking soda
    2 teaspoons Dawn dishwashing liquid


    Wear dishwashing or other household gloves [...]
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
  • bigoutsidebigoutside Member Posts: 19,443
    edited November -1
    I owned a smelly cat for one year to the day.

    Fact is, if its smelly now, It's always going to be smelly.

    I think once they get to the point they are 'ok' with being smelly, that's just a state that they are comfortable in. And then they don't clean themselves anymore.

    Wish my experience was better. But it ain't.
  • searcher5searcher5 Member Posts: 13,511
    edited November -1
    Toss the cat and the trap in the back of your truck. 4 bucks in the robo-wash should do it. Might even run it under one of those dryer things.

    I don't suggest wax, though.

    Dan
  • tomh.tomh. Member Posts: 3,848 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I think you already know the answer.
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  • A J ChristA J Christ Member Posts: 7,534
    edited November -1
    Take it to the pound and let them deal with it.
  • LaidbackDanLaidbackDan Member Posts: 13,142 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I guess we are lucky, our front load washer has a delicate cycle and we can watch its progress through its window.
  • mateomasfeomateomasfeo Member Posts: 27,143
    edited November -1
  • RadarRadar Member Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    OK,OK laugh but they say a bath in some Summers Eve douch will kill the smell of even a skunk.
  • partisanpartisan Member Posts: 6,414
    edited November -1
    The stink of cat pee is worse than a skunk!! There is NO HOPE!![xx(]
  • ForkliftkingForkliftking Member Posts: 4,907 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I have no answer to your smelly pussie cat but I bet this post makes it to at least 3 pages. [:D][:D][:D]
  • john wjohn w Member Posts: 4,104
    edited November -1
    Well as usual the real tough guys have chimed in with their balogny !. Way to go superheros, please use the same methods on yourselfs when you turn into a stanky mess [:D]!.

    NOW on to your problem--I would mix up the mix mentioned here in a large squeeze bottle and put a towel in the tub and place the in the trap kitty on the towel in the trap. Hook up a hose with an open end so gentle warm water is flowing out and hose cat down and then squirt the bottled mixture on him and lightly hose it in. If you think the cat will let you reach in the trap massage in the mixture up to the neck and then hose completely off. Towel dry and let him go in an enclosed room with a blanket to curl up in and dry off. This is the most humane way to wash a less than cooperative cat. Be carefull he does not bite you so wear thicker gloves if you masage the mixture into him in the cage.
    If you think he will let you handle him put towel in tub and wear long sleeves and good gloves and gently hold him down and wet him and then soap him up and rinse off and towel dry. Make sure you close the bathroom door as he may bolt!
  • mateomasfeomateomasfeo Member Posts: 27,143
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by john w
    Well as usuall the real A-HOLES have chimed in with their bullcrap!.



    Oh my!
  • HappyNanoqHappyNanoq Member Posts: 12,023
    edited November -1
    90fahr wool cycle - omit spin cycle
  • HappyNanoqHappyNanoq Member Posts: 12,023
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by john w
    Well as usuall the real A-HOLES have chimed in with their bullcrap!. Way to go superhero jerks, please use the smae remidys on yourselfs!.



    It's called humor... in case you missed it.
  • john wjohn w Member Posts: 4,104
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by john w
    Well as usuall the real A-HOLES have chimed in with their bullcrap!.



    Oh my!




    I have changed it to be more kind and acceptable to the tough guys in this post- Sorry
  • 35 Whelen35 Whelen Member Posts: 14,307 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by john w
    Well as usuall the real A-HOLES have chimed in with their bullcrap!.



    Oh my!





    This is most dire!
    An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it.
  • retroxler58retroxler58 Member Posts: 32,693 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Sawz
    only way

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uyi8ly5dRkU
    That's where I'd put MY money... [:D]
  • john wjohn w Member Posts: 4,104
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by HappyNanoq
    quote:Originally posted by john w
    Well as usuall the real A-HOLES have chimed in with their bullcrap!. Way to go superhero jerks, please use the smae remidys on yourselfs!.



    It's called humor... in case you missed it.


    NO its called being a jerk when you think it is acceptable to make comments like the tough guys do about domestic pets. It show LOW CLASS and NO CLASS. If you missed it i guess you cannot tell the difference sir![:0]
  • HappyNanoqHappyNanoq Member Posts: 12,023
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by retroxler58
    quote:Originally posted by Sawz
    only way

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uyi8ly5dRkU
    That's where I'd put MY money... [:D]

    The "Dog-cycle" seems a bit worse..... [:D]

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n4aRzAJOmM
  • LaidbackDanLaidbackDan Member Posts: 13,142 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I apologize if I offended any smelly cats who may have advertently read this thread and took offense.

    In my defense, I did say "Delicate" cycle, any other would have been cruel and sadistic.
  • clinteasterlingclinteasterling Member Posts: 549 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    As my wife just said in reguards to giving a cat a bath "I no longer have a one of the flats connecting my lips to my gums"... "the joys of having a cat with a claws" [:D]
  • montanajoemontanajoe Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 60,237 ******
    edited November -1
  • 1880texan1880texan Member Posts: 978 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    One way ride to the Red River (or river of choice) and chunk it off the bridge. [}:)]
  • diver-rigdiver-rig Member Posts: 6,336 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Sawz
    only way

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uyi8ly5dRkU


    Don't care who you are, that's funny right there.
  • SpartacusSpartacus Member Posts: 14,415
    edited November -1
    OK, the cat is clean, and boy is it mad!
    put the caged cat in the shower and mixed some tomato juice and lemon juice (made a separate batch for myself with tobasco and a stalk of celery), added some baking soda and poured it over the cat. set the hand shower to "gentle" and warm water and hosed it down for 20 minutes.
    it put up a fuss initially, but then settled down. I think it wanted to be clean.
    or, it was in shock.
    mrs took it out of the trap and toweled it dry. it seemed content.
    then it bolted out of the bathroom, and we haven't seen it since.
    damn cat.


    tom
  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Radar
    OK,OK laugh but they say a bath in some Summers Eve douch will kill the smell of even a skunk.


    'they' say a lot of things that are not true and that is one of them.

    Spartacus, you need to run your trap line at least daily.[:(!]
  • SpartacusSpartacus Member Posts: 14,415
    edited November -1
    quote:Spartacus, you need to run your trap line at least daily.[:(!]


    agree...But,
    I had to stay over on a road trip to finalize the new job.
    had to set priorities, and the cat didn't make the list.


    tom
  • retroxler58retroxler58 Member Posts: 32,693 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:... then it bolted out of the bathroom, and we haven't seen it since.
    damn cat.

    If it's anything like our dogs and the late, last, Ms.Kitty...
    It prefers to roll in stinky stuff to "mask" what ever it thinks it smells like...
    Usually makes itself worse in the end...

    You washed off the "perfume" it felt it needed... NOW it's looking for some more "perfume"...
    To roll around in... [:D]

    How much of that tomato and lemon juice do you have left...???
    Might want to make a run to the grocer... [;)]
  • mateomasfeomateomasfeo Member Posts: 27,143
    edited November -1
  • allen griggsallen griggs Member Posts: 35,692 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Tomato juice.

    A 3 hour drive? Good man.
    Damn Tom you are a bigger bleeding heart animal lover than me, I feed cats at 2 truck stops but just feed them, when I happen to stop there.
  • cce1302cce1302 Member Posts: 9,555 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I hear sassafras leaves are just the thing. send me your address and I'll mail you a bag full.
  • USN_AirdaleUSN_Airdale Member Posts: 2,987
    edited November -1
    works for me !!

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    this too !!

    22lr.jpg

    better yet !

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    quote:NO its called being a jerk when you think it is acceptable to make comments like the tough guys do about domestic pets. It show LOW CLASS and NO CLASS. If you missed it i guess you cannot tell the difference sir!

    i believe i know whom is the person with "NO CLASS" and without a sense of humor................., SIR !! [:o)]

    [:D] [}:)] [;)]
  • susiesusie Member Posts: 7,679 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I love animals and wouldn't harm them for anything, but that was some funny stuff. For those of you who got your dander up, put on your big boy drawers and find your humor gene. It needs stimulated because you seemed to have let it die.

    I have two cats. One tolerates a bath, the other grabs the doorframe and has to be peeled off it when we near the sink. I didn't think a cats front legs could spread that wide, but Cleo's do.

    If I didn't like them, they would be gone in a heartbeat. They are some of the most worthless animals in the house.

    They have left the battle to me. I fight it alone. Their only use appears to be as scout. They are like a good pointer. They sit and look directly at where the enemy is hiding, yet do nothing to finish the battle.

    My only solace is that if it were not for them the enemy might become bold and appear in the open. Should this come to pass a larger caliber weapon would be put into play, much like that which my father used, to my mother's chagrin.
  • ForkliftkingForkliftking Member Posts: 4,907 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    You mean we are going to let a cat thread die with only one page of replies? Oh the insanity. [:D][:D]
  • scrumpyjackscrumpyjack Member Posts: 5,336 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Only hope for a smelly kitty.

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