Gonna be a long night...

NeoBlackdog

The spousal unit has a bunch of shoe-string relatives over for the evening, some of them extreme liberals that I have to try and be nice to. Save me, fellas!!

Dads3040

Announce that you need to go clean your guns while you organize your Ronald Reagan memorabilia collection.

They will leave. [;)]

rossowmn

You think YOU'RE gonna have a long night? I'm prepping for an 8 a.m. colonoscopy, so when the visitors start to get to you, just remember there are things that could be even less fun.[:D][:I]

rossowmn

You think YOU'RE gonna have a long night? I'm prepping for an 8 a.m. colonoscopy, so when the visitors start to get to you, just remember there are things that could be even less fun.[:D][:I]

cbxjeff

... and this too will pass, Neo!

LesWVa

When all else fails.

retroxler58

Ohhh Man... Not the 'Relatives'... Hang tough.

DirtyDawg

Feed them an ex-lax brownie for their drive home.

CaptFun

quote:Originally posted by DirtyDawg
Feed them an ex-lax and weed brownie for their drive home.



fixed it for you...

They will crap themselves and not care...

[:D]

Ditch-Runner

remember for better or worse well the worse is visiting

Tech141

Score an ounce of weed. Light it up in front of your A/C Furnace input vent. Enjoy the love that follows......

kidthatsirish

Its all good man, My father-in-law's girlfriend is a hyper liberal. Just be glad you married your wife and not the relatives.

NeoBlackdog

Well, I made it through the evening without going off the deep end. We had a nice big dinner and about an hour later I got the intestinal wobbles and wound up spending quality time with a good book and the commode! Hooray for the runs![:D] The good lord definitely works in mysterious ways![^]

Tech141, thanks for the suggestion, but my wife's a cop and the whole ounce of weed thing would have caused far greater problems...[:0][:D][:0]

drobs

My parents came in for a 4 day weekend last year. We worried that we would be staring at them for all 4 days.

We played Mexican Track Dominoes every night and the weekend was a success:

Here's the basic rules:
http://www.pagat.com/tile/wdom/mextrain.html

We play it a little different. Those rules state that on the 1st turn each player can lay all their dominoes down in a track. We go 1 domino per person per turn, unless you are playing a double where you play a 2nd closing domino.

Here's another version:
http://www.domino-games.com/domino-rules/chickenfoot-rules.html

These games are pretty easy and fun for adults and kids.

EVILDR235

When the family is there visiting,walk into the room carrying a sheet and say you are sorry for leaving, but you are late for a klan meeting.

XXXXXX

1911a1-fan

i only do holidays

skicat

Get back in there and work em. Where do you think the new conservatives will come from?[:D]

skicat

Get back in there and work em. Where do you think the new conservatives will come from?[:D]