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Chuckle for the day

TooBigTooBig Member Posts: 28,560 ✭✭✭
edited August 2010 in General Discussion
Does anybody proof read anymore??
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And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Did I read that right?

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    TooBigTooBig Member Posts: 28,560 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Chuckle for the day.

    I stopped by the Toyota Dealership yesterday
    for a look at the new Tacoma .
    Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive.
    I wanted to sense that new "feel"

    The salesman (wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin)
    sat in the passenger seat describing the truck
    and all its "wonderful" options.
    The seats were of particular interest.

    He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt
    in the winter and directed cool air
    to your butt in the summer heat.

    Feeling like messing with his mind,
    I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.
    Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck.
    I explained that if it were a Democrat truck,
    The seats would blow smoke up your * year-round.

    I had to walk back to the dealership...
    Damn guy had no sense of humor.
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    AlpineAlpine Member Posts: 15,062 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by fshfndr
    Chuckle for the day.

    I stopped by the Toyota Dealership yesterday
    for a look at the new Tacoma .
    Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive.
    I wanted to sense that new "feel"

    The salesman (wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin)
    sat in the passenger seat describing the truck
    and all its "wonderful" options.
    The seats were of particular interest.

    He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt
    in the winter and directed cool air
    to your butt in the summer heat.

    Feeling like messing with his mind,
    I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.
    Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck.
    I explained that if it were a Democrat truck,
    The seats would blow smoke up your * year-round.

    I had to walk back to the dealership...
    Damn guy had no sense of humor.





    Now that's worth repeating!
    ?The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.?
    Margaret Thatcher

    "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
    Mark Twain
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    penetraitorpenetraitor Member Posts: 3,870
    edited November -1
    [/quote]

    Now that's worth repeating!
    [/quote]


    Problem is it does in fact work both ways.

    Look at (R) Mitch Daniels Governor of Indiana for instance. He raised sales tax 1% in his first term. During his debate for his second term he flat out lied and said he hasn't raised taxes at all. Now if that's not trying to blow smoke up someones butt, then I don't know what is.

    Don't forget, were building roads, and bridges under his control, while laying teachers off. I guess he figures bringing in out of state labor is more important to our local economy than teaching our children, or hiring from within our own state.

    They all lie, cheat, and steal, I don't care who they are.
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    Horse Plains DrifterHorse Plains Drifter Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 39,414 ***** Forums Admin
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    fishkiller41fishkiller41 Member Posts: 50,608
    edited November -1
    The REAL chuckle 4 the day is "REAL BIKERS" live by a code.They don't steal other bikers bikes!!! LMAOPIMP!!
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    austin20austin20 Member Posts: 35,041 ✭✭✭✭
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    MudderChuckMudderChuck Member Posts: 4,105
    edited November -1
    Guy gets corralled into going into a clothing store with his wife. After spending an hour watching his wife try on different dresses, blouses and pants and being asked by his wife and the saleslady what he thought; he finally asked the saleslady if they had anything in leather or vinyl, he preferred the "new car" smell.
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