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Wise Italian Grandfather
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An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple-a bambinos. "
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with anudder man.
"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'time's up' "?
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple-a bambinos. "
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with anudder man.
"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'time's up' "?
"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you"