Why men prefer guns over women

djh860

The top ten reasons

And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....



#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun

Oakie

LOVE IT [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

Cornflk1

Good one, gonna use those at work[:)][:D][:p][^]

cbxjeff

Maybe I'll print this and show it to my wife. Maybe not!

MMOMEQ-55

Gotta borrow this for my FB page. Thanks for posting.

Sting

I'd love to borrow it too.

gesshots

Happiness is a warm .... yes it is.......... Gun!!!!

Say what you will, but I like 44's.

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haroldchrismeyer

Here is another. Guns don't get gassy, but don't care or complain if you do.

Chalkline

quote:Originally posted by Cornflk1
Good one, gonna use those at work[:)][:D][:p][^]


Next we'll be hearing there's an EEO/sexual harassment complaint about you at work, Corn. Don't come back whining afterwards.

BGHillbilly

If you need a silencer for the wife just send her a copy of this. It has kept mine quite for 36 hours and counting as of right now.

Edit: My only worry is that it will become shot out and I will suffer a period of sustained burst fire.

bartman45

Well done.......[:D]