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Now this is funny
Ricci Wright
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NOW THIS IS FUNNY
We may not always think we need to explain things in detail; however, the following scenario is proof that detailed explanations are of necessity.
A little boy got on the city bus,
Sat next to a man reading a book,
And noticed he had his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked
Why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest,
Said 'I am a Father.'
The little boy replied
'My Dad doesn't wear his collar like that.'
The priest looked up from his book
And answered 'I am the Father of many.'
The boy said
'My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way'
The priest, getting impatient, said
'I am the Father of hundreds'
And went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said,
'Maybe you should use a condom
And wear your pants backwards
Instead of your collar'
We may not always think we need to explain things in detail; however, the following scenario is proof that detailed explanations are of necessity.
A little boy got on the city bus,
Sat next to a man reading a book,
And noticed he had his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked
Why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest,
Said 'I am a Father.'
The little boy replied
'My Dad doesn't wear his collar like that.'
The priest looked up from his book
And answered 'I am the Father of many.'
The boy said
'My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way'
The priest, getting impatient, said
'I am the Father of hundreds'
And went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said,
'Maybe you should use a condom
And wear your pants backwards
Instead of your collar'
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Calls Gay Car `Menace'
SACRAMENTO (The Borowitz Report) - Anti-gay California State Sen. Roy Ashburn today demanded a sweeping recall of the vehicle that drove him to a gay nightclub this week.
Sen. Ashburn, a Republican who has consistently voted for anti-gay legislation, said that the car drove him to the club "against my will."
"If we are recalling cars for problems with their brakes and power steering, then surely we should be recalling vehicles that force their drivers to go to gay nightclubs," Sen. Ashburn said.
The state senator said not only did the car drive him to the gay nightclub, but it forced him to enter the club and party there for hours, resulting in his later arrest for DUI.
"I can't tell you what a menace this car is," he said. "It really is the gayest car I've ever seen."
In addition to calling for a recall of the gay car, Sen. Ashburn said he would sponsor legislation mandating that all California vehicles be fitted not only with GPS but gaydar.
In other news, former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin offered this appraisal of her standup comedy performance on The Tonight Show: "I was like, I'm not going to quit my day job, but then I remembered I already did."
and this one.
Denied by the secret service.
I like this one --- Fits right in with the times----
Lee
Go to 11:09 and watch this guy being arrested driving a scissors lift drunk on the highway. It is hilarious!!
Here it is. I LOVE the domain name:
www.iknowmyrights.com
Somewhat amusing, but nothing really great.
Merc