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Same Sex Is OK, But This Is Illegal ??????????

partisanpartisan Member Posts: 6,414
edited January 2014 in General Discussion
http://www.mediaite.com/online/alabama-debating-criminalization-of-bestiality-with-exemptions/
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    Don McManusDon McManus Member Posts: 23,496 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Typically relations are legal between consenting adults.

    I would imagine it is difficult to obtain legally recognized consent from a ewe.
    Freedom and a submissive populace cannot co-exist.

    Brad Steele
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    spasmcreekspasmcreek Member Posts: 37,724 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    ewe never know what the idiots in govt will sanction
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    hobo9650hobo9650 Member Posts: 2,759 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hell, he's picking out the ugly one.
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    11BravoCrunchie11BravoCrunchie Member Posts: 33,423 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by hobo9650
    Hell, he's picking out the ugly one.



    The ugly ones need lovin' too!
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    Don McManusDon McManus Member Posts: 23,496 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Zulu7

    The ugly ones need lovin' too!


    That's a hell of a pick up line, Jake.
    Freedom and a submissive populace cannot co-exist.

    Brad Steele
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    rossowmnrossowmn Member Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Don McManus

    I would imagine it is difficult to obtain legally recognized consent from a ewe.


    It's obvious that you didn't grow up on an Iowa farm.[:D]
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    Don McManusDon McManus Member Posts: 23,496 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by rossowmn
    quote:Originally posted by Don McManus

    I would imagine it is difficult to obtain legally recognized consent from a ewe.


    It's obvious that you didn't grow up on an Iowa farm.[:D]


    Grew up on a 130 acre hobby farm. We raised steers and pigs for food. My sister also raised sheep, but so far as I know none of my brothers practiced animal husbandry or even tried to obtain consent from any of them.
    Freedom and a submissive populace cannot co-exist.

    Brad Steele
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    retroxler58retroxler58 Member Posts: 32,693 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Don McManus
    quote:Originally posted by Zulu7

    The ugly ones need lovin' too!


    That's a hell of a pick up line, Jake.
    Oh Good Heavens !!!
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    searcher5searcher5 Member Posts: 13,511
    edited November -1
    Jeff Foxworthy-"you might be a redneck if- you think that virgin wool comes from really ugly sheep"
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    danielgagedanielgage Member Posts: 10,475 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by searcher5
    Jeff Foxworthy-"you might be a redneck if- you think that virgin wool comes from really ugly sheep"


    [:D][:D][:D]
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    retroxler58retroxler58 Member Posts: 32,693 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hilarious... quote:Currently, sexual conduct with animals is legal in 14 states and the District of Columbia,
    but that exclusive club could soon shrink by one member. Now we KNOW what goes on behind locked doors...
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    Don McManusDon McManus Member Posts: 23,496 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by retroxler58
    Hilarious... quote:Currently, sexual conduct with animals is legal in 14 states and the District of Columbia,
    but that exclusive club could soon shrink by one member. Now we KNOW what goes on behind locked doors...




    Always knew Congress was a goat-f__k.
    Freedom and a submissive populace cannot co-exist.

    Brad Steele
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    gearheaddadgearheaddad Member Posts: 15,096 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Don McManus
    quote:Originally posted by rossowmn
    quote:Originally posted by Don McManus

    I would imagine it is difficult to obtain legally recognized consent from a ewe.


    It's obvious that you didn't grow up on an Iowa farm.[:D]


    Grew up on a 130 acre hobby farm. We raised steers and pigs for food. My sister also raised sheep, but so far as I know none of my brothers practiced animal husbandry or even tried to obtain consent from any of them.


    Did any of them, or you have tall rubber boots to put their hind legs in so they wouldn't run away? If so, how did they/you kiss them?[;)]

    Now, if you didn't have tall rubber boots, did your brothers or you ever take them to the edge of a cliff? That way they will always be pushing back!!![;)][:D][:D][:D]
    I'm laughing out loud while I'm typing this!

    Wyoming, Where Men are Men and the Sheep run scared!

    I love sheep jokes!
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    nmyersnmyers Member Posts: 16,880 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    This is just the first step. Next, they will ask for the right to marry consenting livestock. Finally, they will sue for full federal benefits for their partner(s). They want to sit at home & watch TV while their partner(s) go to work.

    Neal
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    Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,372 ******
    edited November -1
    If the animal gets pregnant, then we have trouble.
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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    rossowmnrossowmn Member Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Speaking of sheep and romance, several years ago (maybe 15 or so) some guy was arrested at a tech school in northeast Iowa that taught ag classes when he was found getting overly friendly with a ewe onto which he had placed a blue sheer nightgown.[:0] I'm not making this up.
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    montanajoemontanajoe Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 58,063 ******
    edited November -1
    [:0][:0][:0][:D][:D][:D]
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    1911a1-fan1911a1-fan Member Posts: 51,193 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Same Sex Is OK, But This Is Illegal ??????????



    i am confused, are you upset with the legal same sex, or the illegal * ? [:D]
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    ChrisInTempeChrisInTempe Member Posts: 15,562 ✭
    edited November -1
    Your constant every waking moment obsession with the genitalia of other persons and their private, bedroom activities is a cause for concern. Find a good psychiatrist and get your head shrunk down, or at least have the wiring errors repaired.
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