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A silver dime
kimi
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> AN AIRPLANE
> WAS ABOUT TO CRASH; THERE WERE 5 PASSENGERS ON BOARD,
> BUT
> ONLY 4
> PARACHUTES.
>
> THE FIRST
> PASSENGER, HOLLY MADISON SAID, "I HAVE MY OWN
> REALITY SHOW
> AND I AM THE SMARTEST AND
> PRETTIEST WOMAN AT PLAYBOY, SO
> AMERICANS
> DON'T WANT ME TO
> DIE."
> SHE TOOK THE FIRST PACK AND
> JUMPED
> OUT OF THE PLANE.
>
> THE
> SECOND PASSENGER, JOHN MCCAIN , SAID, "I'M A
> SENATOR, AND A
> DECORATED WAR HERO FROM
> AN ELITE NAVY UNIT FROM THE UNITED
> STATES OF
> AMERICA ." SO HE
> GRABBED THE SECOND PACK AND
> JUMPED.
>
> THE THIRD
> PASSENGER, BARACK OBAMA SAID, "I AM THE PRESIDENT
> OF THE
> UNITED STATES AND I AM THE
> SMARTEST EVER IN THE HISTORY OF
> OUR
> COUNTRY, SOME EVEN CALL ME THE
> 'ANOINTED ONE'. SO HE GRABBED
> THE PACK
> NEXT TO HIM AND JUMPED OUT.
> THE FOURTH PASSENGER, BILLY
> GRAHAM, SAID TO THE FIFTH PASSENGER, A
> 10-YEAR-OLD SCHOOLGIRL, "I HAVE
> LIVED A FULL LIFE AND SERVED MY GOD
> THE
> BEST I COULD. I WILL SACRIFICE MY
> LIFE AND LET YOU HAVE THE LAST
> PARACHUTE. "THE LITTLE GIRL SAID,
> "THAT'S
> OKAY, MR. GRAHAM. THERE'S A
> PARACHUTE LEFT FOR YOU. AMERICA 'S
> SMARTEST PRESIDENT TOOK MY
> SCHOOLBAG."
>
> I'll bet a silver dime that
> you share this one !!
> LOL
> WAS ABOUT TO CRASH; THERE WERE 5 PASSENGERS ON BOARD,
> BUT
> ONLY 4
> PARACHUTES.
>
> THE FIRST
> PASSENGER, HOLLY MADISON SAID, "I HAVE MY OWN
> REALITY SHOW
> AND I AM THE SMARTEST AND
> PRETTIEST WOMAN AT PLAYBOY, SO
> AMERICANS
> DON'T WANT ME TO
> DIE."
> SHE TOOK THE FIRST PACK AND
> JUMPED
> OUT OF THE PLANE.
>
> THE
> SECOND PASSENGER, JOHN MCCAIN , SAID, "I'M A
> SENATOR, AND A
> DECORATED WAR HERO FROM
> AN ELITE NAVY UNIT FROM THE UNITED
> STATES OF
> AMERICA ." SO HE
> GRABBED THE SECOND PACK AND
> JUMPED.
>
> THE THIRD
> PASSENGER, BARACK OBAMA SAID, "I AM THE PRESIDENT
> OF THE
> UNITED STATES AND I AM THE
> SMARTEST EVER IN THE HISTORY OF
> OUR
> COUNTRY, SOME EVEN CALL ME THE
> 'ANOINTED ONE'. SO HE GRABBED
> THE PACK
> NEXT TO HIM AND JUMPED OUT.
> THE FOURTH PASSENGER, BILLY
> GRAHAM, SAID TO THE FIFTH PASSENGER, A
> 10-YEAR-OLD SCHOOLGIRL, "I HAVE
> LIVED A FULL LIFE AND SERVED MY GOD
> THE
> BEST I COULD. I WILL SACRIFICE MY
> LIFE AND LET YOU HAVE THE LAST
> PARACHUTE. "THE LITTLE GIRL SAID,
> "THAT'S
> OKAY, MR. GRAHAM. THERE'S A
> PARACHUTE LEFT FOR YOU. AMERICA 'S
> SMARTEST PRESIDENT TOOK MY
> SCHOOLBAG."
>
> I'll bet a silver dime that
> you share this one !!
> LOL
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Comments
The problem with being old is that you can remember the original version of that joke being told about Henry Kissinger.
+1[;)]
A classic joke!
The problem with being old is that you can remember the original version of that joke being told about Henry Kissinger.
Some things just get better with age, HeDog! [:D]
The problem with being old is that you can remember the original version of that joke being told about Henry Kissinger.
LOL
I remember that and I am not that old[;)]
I doubt little barry is as smart as one of Henry's boogers.