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How many does it take?
Big Sky Redneck
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
Charismatic : Only 1
Hands are already in the air.
Pentecostal : 10
One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians : None
Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic : None
Use candles only.
Baptists : At least 15
One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken
Episcopalians : 3
One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.
Mormon : 5
One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how
to do it.
Unitarians :
We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid parts to luminescence.
Methodists : Undetermined
Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb , or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.
Nazarene : 6
One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
Lutherans : None
Lutherans don't believe in change.
Amish :
What's a light bulb?
Charismatic : Only 1
Hands are already in the air.
Pentecostal : 10
One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians : None
Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic : None
Use candles only.
Baptists : At least 15
One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken
Episcopalians : 3
One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.
Mormon : 5
One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how
to do it.
Unitarians :
We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid parts to luminescence.
Methodists : Undetermined
Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb , or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.
Nazarene : 6
One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
Lutherans : None
Lutherans don't believe in change.
Amish :
What's a light bulb?
Comments
How many cows/steers/bulls have to be killed to get 43,500# of end user product? How many truck loads from the cow haulers does it take to get ine truck load of burger and steaks?
What about pigs, same weight how many pigs to get a load of bacon? Pork chops?
Chickens? How many chickens would it take to load a reefer trailer to capacity with finished product?
If big slaughter houses can load out 20 trucks a day thats a lot of killin
How fast was the truck going that took the top row of chickens of cleaner than the scum off a Louisiana swamp?
1200# steer yields about 750# carcass which will yield maybe 480# of meat.
-So 43,500/480= 90.6 round it up to 91 and you have your answer.
91 Steer went to fill that truck or there abouts[;)]
Something to give you a gut check.. Next time you drive through an average town of say 50-75 thousand people.. Think what it would take if every single family in each house you saw decided to have Chicken for dinner on Tuesday.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood[:D]
That's easy!%4##3@*&^5
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood[:D]
He Can't. I got him with the rifle fore' he ate the soybeans
Bigger question:
How fast was the truck going that took the top row of chickens of cleaner than the scum off a Louisiana swamp?
They shot that tunnel at 110 like gas through a funnel and eggs through a hen.[;)]
I use that on deer and have on hogs and it is pretty darn close.
quote:Originally posted by MG1890
Bigger question:
How fast was the truck going that took the top row of chickens of cleaner than the scum off a Louisiana swamp?
They shot that tunnel at 110 like gas through a funnel and eggs through a hen.[;)]
That's 22,000 telephone poles an hour!
That's one of my favorite songs![:D]
Downtown PAGOSA Springs is about ten miles from Wolf Creek Pass[:I]
Ever have a runaway?
With some fella named Earl?
His eyes were wide and his leg was fried
I know the Cargill pant here also saves the hides and they send the heads some where as well. Who knows maybe they send the guts & stuff to be used in animal feed. Over all they pretty much use everything including the blood. I know they boil it and what they do after that is anyones guess.
what do you think makes the ketchup red????????????
I honestly thought the yield from on cow/steer/bull was a couple hundred #s higher.
So, about 3 truckloads of live cows/steers/bulls to make one truckload of burger and steaks. 91 of them critters for one load, thats a lot of beef!
I honestly thought the yield from on cow/steer/bull was a couple hundred #s higher.
I think the working number the meat companies use is 65% live weight for a carcass and 40% live for the meat that you eat. The rest is fat and bones.
Here is a site I found that lays it out on beef.
http://igrow.org/livestock/beef/how-much-meat-can-you-expect-from-a-fed-steer/
I don't know about pigs but I believe their yield is higher than a steer by maybe 5-10%.
Also remember the meat packers use and sell the stuff we don't eat like the hide for leather, the fat goes to get rendered, the bones are used.