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I just discovered my age group! I am a Seenager
Alpine
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> I just discovered my age group! I am a Seenager.
(Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a
teenager, only 50-60 years later.
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> I don't have to go to school or work
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> I get an allowance every month.
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> I have my own pad.
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> I don't have a curfew.
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> I have a driver's license and my own car.
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> The people I hang around with are not scared of getting
pregnant, they aren't scared of anything, they have been
blessed to live this long, why be scared?
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> And I don't have acne.
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> Life is Good! Also, you will feel much more
intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.
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> Brains of older people are slow because they know so
much.
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> People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes
them longer to recall facts because they have more
information in their brains.
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> Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing
as it puts pressure on your inner ear.
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> Also, older people often go to another room to get
something and when they get there, they stand there
wondering what they came for.
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> It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature's way of
making older people do more exercise.
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> SO THERE!!
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> I have friends I should send this to, but right now ,
can't remember their names.
> Please forward this to your friends; they may be my
friends, too.
> I just discovered my age group! I am a Seenager.
(Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a
teenager, only 50-60 years later.
>
> I don't have to go to school or work
>
> I get an allowance every month.
>
> I have my own pad.
>
> I don't have a curfew.
>
> I have a driver's license and my own car.
>
> The people I hang around with are not scared of getting
pregnant, they aren't scared of anything, they have been
blessed to live this long, why be scared?
>
> And I don't have acne.
>
> Life is Good! Also, you will feel much more
intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.
>
> Brains of older people are slow because they know so
much.
>
> People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes
them longer to recall facts because they have more
information in their brains.
>
> Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing
as it puts pressure on your inner ear.
>
> Also, older people often go to another room to get
something and when they get there, they stand there
wondering what they came for.
>
> It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature's way of
making older people do more exercise.
>
> SO THERE!!
>
> I have friends I should send this to, but right now ,
can't remember their names.
> Please forward this to your friends; they may be my
friends, too.
?The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.?
Margaret Thatcher
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
Mark Twain
Margaret Thatcher
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
Mark Twain
Comments
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You can fake a bad back and have your children do your chores for you
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You get discounts at most restaurants in motels
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You can wear clothes that are 30 years outdated and nobody cares
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You don't have to fake needing a frontline pass at theme parks because you really need one
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you get to wear diapers again......
That's funny right there, I don't care who you are. [:D]