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Being from the south.....
beneteau
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And we hug every woman we meet
Especially all of our female relatives.
And ya all have funny looking hunting dogs too.[:D][:D][:D]
You will become one of us shortly...Be careful of what you post! Me and Sky King are watching![:D][:o)]
Me and you...
I look like the one in the middle[:D][:D][:D]
"Y'all" forgot the part about the teenage girl bragging to her new boyfriend: "Kissin' and shootin', two things muh daddy sez I'm best at!"
Or the southern boys first encounter with a woman. Started with his best pickup line: "Hey, sis, you awake?"
[:D]
We still hold the doors for ladies to enter
Southern by the grace of GOD! and yes we can say anything we want to about someone as long as we add "well bless his heart" at the end of the sentance
So, who's who?
All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada ."
The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada ?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in the hell is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
"No," says the Canadian "I don't drive a taxi, I mount animals."
The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."
A chap walks into a bar in Tennessee and orders a white wine.
All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada ."
The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada ?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in the hell is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
"No," says the Canadian "I don't drive a taxi, I mount animals."
The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."
[:D]
And ya all have funny looking hunting dogs too.[:D][:D][:D]
DANG Oakie, you made me spill my coffee! You bringin them critters with yah?