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Local citizen mugged in my area posts n Craigs lis
militaria1918
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Here was the text
I was the white guy with the black leather jacket that you demanded I hand over to you shortly after you pulled that knife on me and my wife.
You also asked for my wife's purse and earrings, I hope you get this somehow.
I would like to apologize, I didn't think you would crap your pants when I drew my pistol when you turned to look to see if anyone was coming.
I wore that jacket for a reason, it has that really nifty concealed holster in it. You didn't even know I was packing huh?
You see, my wife bought me that pistol for my birthday a few months ago, and I had just bought that jacket a week ago.
Beautiful pistol and jacket huh? Its a very intimidating weapon when its pointed at your head isn't it?
I know it wasn't a fun thing to walk back to wherever you came from with no phone or jacket with that brown sludge in your pants was it?
I'm sorry about taking your phone , but I didn't want you calling your "homey's" to come with guns.
I took the liberty of calling "momma" on your phone, and explaining your situation, man was she mad!
Anyway, like I said, sorry about you staining your pants, and I know I was a little bit rough on you when you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I would like to make it up to you by offering to reimburse you for your detergent.
Drop me a line, and we can meet up and go have lunch , and maybe some laundry. Peace!, Scott
* Location: Lewiston
Here was the text
I was the white guy with the black leather jacket that you demanded I hand over to you shortly after you pulled that knife on me and my wife.
You also asked for my wife's purse and earrings, I hope you get this somehow.
I would like to apologize, I didn't think you would crap your pants when I drew my pistol when you turned to look to see if anyone was coming.
I wore that jacket for a reason, it has that really nifty concealed holster in it. You didn't even know I was packing huh?
You see, my wife bought me that pistol for my birthday a few months ago, and I had just bought that jacket a week ago.
Beautiful pistol and jacket huh? Its a very intimidating weapon when its pointed at your head isn't it?
I know it wasn't a fun thing to walk back to wherever you came from with no phone or jacket with that brown sludge in your pants was it?
I'm sorry about taking your phone , but I didn't want you calling your "homey's" to come with guns.
I took the liberty of calling "momma" on your phone, and explaining your situation, man was she mad!
Anyway, like I said, sorry about you staining your pants, and I know I was a little bit rough on you when you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I would like to make it up to you by offering to reimburse you for your detergent.
Drop me a line, and we can meet up and go have lunch , and maybe some laundry. Peace!, Scott
* Location: Lewiston
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He's a kinder soul than I.
I may have capped his common *.
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Yep... [;)]
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More like 25-30 but,MANY![8D]
quote:Originally posted by coltpax
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More like 25-30 but,MANY![8D]
25-30 millionth? [:D]
quote:I am still laughing at this one! How stupid do you have to be to protest leather at a private biker rally?
Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews)- Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers "duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters," according to police officials.
"Something just went wrong," said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest."Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong."
The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups,"growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats," decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event "in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.""In fact," said the organizer,"motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it...ergo, they should stop."
According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960's era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting "you're murderers" to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.
"They peed on me!!!" charged one activist."They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me `La Trene', and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!"
"I...I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket, and he...he didn't even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was,`You can't prove that.' Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman."
Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers "farted on their heads."
Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed "surprise" at the allegations.
"That's preposterous," said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee."We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome."
When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and `farting on their heads,' the organizer declined to comment in detail."That's just our secret handshake," assured the organizer.
I like this one better.(And yes its Fake)
quote:I am still laughing at this one! How stupid do you have to be to protest leather at a private biker rally?
Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews)- Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers "duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters," according to police officials.
"Something just went wrong," said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest."Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong."
The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups,"growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats," decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event "in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.""In fact," said the organizer,"motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it...ergo, they should stop."
According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960's era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting "you're murderers" to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.
"They peed on me!!!" charged one activist."They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me `La Trene', and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!"
"I...I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket, and he...he didn't even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was,`You can't prove that.' Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman."
Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers "farted on their heads."
Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed "surprise" at the allegations.
"That's preposterous," said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee."We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome."
When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and `farting on their heads,' the organizer declined to comment in detail."That's just our secret handshake," assured the organizer.
now that one's funny
I now have proof for my argument with my wife that I do not spend too much time here.
I like this one better.(And yes its Fake)
quote:I am still laughing at this one! How stupid do you have to be to protest leather at a private biker rally?
Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews)- Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers "duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters," according to police officials.
"Something just went wrong," said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest."Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong."
The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups,"growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats," decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event "in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.""In fact," said the organizer,"motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it...ergo, they should stop."
According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960's era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting "you're murderers" to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.
"They peed on me!!!" charged one activist."They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me `La Trene', and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!"
"I...I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket, and he...he didn't even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was,`You can't prove that.' Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman."
Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers "farted on their heads."
Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed "surprise" at the allegations.
"That's preposterous," said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee."We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome."
When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and `farting on their heads,' the organizer declined to comment in detail."That's just our secret handshake," assured the organizer.
Having grown up with a step-father who was a chapter prez. of a certain MC I can actually believe this one.[:D]
I actually really like PETA. All men should. Oh, not for what you may be thinking but because for many years their main act on protesting was to get hot babes to pose nekkid on billboards or in public. There were a few times they put some fine looking ladies in these sort of cages and used body paint to make them look like animals.
And they was nekkid too ... or nearly nekkid anyway.
I mean until you've sat in a restaurant enjoying a fine steak and looked out the window to see beautiful women pretending to be lions and bunny rabbits and such ... well folks you just had to be there is all I'm saying!
They are surely a silly lot, but by golly when it comes to entertaining flaming heterosexual middle aged white dude omnivores they have no idea just how entertaining they can be!
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you related to Kevin???????