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Post turtle

savage170savage170 Member Posts: 37,538 ✭✭✭✭
edited September 2011 in General Discussion
Post-Turtle



YOU'VE GOT TO LOVE THIS RANCHER's OUTLOOK & COMMON SENSE

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and him being our president.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post-Turtle.'"


Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post- turtle' was.


The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle.'"

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain.


"You know, he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb * put him up there to begin with."

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  • savage170savage170 Member Posts: 37,538 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher,who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama being elected by a mass of media led, brainless liberals to be our president.The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle'".Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road on you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle".The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb * put him up there to begin with".

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  • savage170savage170 Member Posts: 37,538 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
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    While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually, the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our president.

    The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle' ".
    Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

    The old rancher said, "When your driving down a country road, and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle' ".

    The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb * put him up there to begin with".
  • savage170savage170 Member Posts: 37,538 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:
    Been around but a good time to remind everyone ya can. Pure Peter Principle.
    While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
    Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president.
    The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''.
    Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post turtle' was.
    The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

    The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just Wonder what kind of an idiot put him up there to begin with."
    Best explanation I've heard yet.
  • savage170savage170 Member Posts: 37,538 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to President Obama.

    The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''..

    Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post turtle' was.



    The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

    The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb * put him up there to begin with'.
  • savage170savage170 Member Posts: 37,538 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90-year-old man, the doctor asked his patient how he thought George W. Bush was doing as President.

    The old man said, "Ya know, Bush is a post turtle." Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a "post turtle" was.

    He said, "Did you ever drive down a country road and come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top? You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor thing down. That's a post turtle." [}:)]



    It's not what you know that gets you in trouble, it's what you know that just ain't so!
    Resident Pyrrhonist
  • savage170savage170 Member Posts: 37,538 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The Post Turtle

    While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'." Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'. "The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just want to help the dumb * get down." [:D] [}:)]
  • savage170savage170 Member Posts: 37,538 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
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    YOU'VE GOT TO LOVE THIS RANCHER'S OUTLOOK & COMMON SENSE APPROACH TO LIFE ......While suturing up a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand had been caught in the gate while working his cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama, and his being our president.The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is just a Post Turtle."Now not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked,

    What's a "Post Turtle?"The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he sure as heck ain't goin' anywhere, and you just wonder what kind of dumb &^% put him up there in the first place.
  • savage170savage170 Member Posts: 37,538 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    This is about The best Explination of What the Election Process is doing So Far???

    While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
    Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.
    The old rancher said,
    'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.'
    Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

    The old rancher said,
    'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.'
    The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.
    'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a Dumb As put him up there to begin with.' .

    From another forum.................
  • savage170savage170 Member Posts: 37,538 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher,
    who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama being elected by a mass of media led, brainless liberals to be our president.

    The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle'".
    Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road on you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle".

    The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb a** put him up there to begin with".
  • montanajoemontanajoe Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 60,159 ******
    edited November -1
    a wise 'ol rancher.[;)][;)]
  • dav1965dav1965 Member Posts: 26,540 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
  • NavybatNavybat Member Posts: 6,849 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    What a great term. I've known (and know) many people like that! [:D]
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