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News Flash

MudderChuckMudderChuck Member Posts: 4,105
edited November 2012 in General Discussion
News Flash: Key West, Florida

The U.S. Navy intercepted three more boatloads of people off the coast of Florida today.


This placed the Navy in an awkward position again, as the boats were not heading to Florida, but away from Florida toward Cuba.


Another finding was that they were loaded with American senior citizens on pensions trying to get to Cuba so they could return to the US as illegal immigrants and therefore be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate US pensioners.


The Navy gave them food, water, fuel and assisted them on their journey.


We are now booking the next boat out; let me know if you want to come along.

Comments

  • MudderChuckMudderChuck Member Posts: 4,105
    edited November -1
    Rumors are circulating in CA that radical Muslims are planning to go on a rampage in Los Angeles , killing anyone who is a legal U.S. citizen.

    Police fear the death toll could be as high as 23. [:D]
  • MudderChuckMudderChuck Member Posts: 4,105
    edited November -1
    For all you news commentators, standing in the flood wearing a pair of waders to do your commentary, it was neat the first two hundred times I saw it.

    And specifically a tip for the guy last night standing in a puddle and commenting on the sea vegetation floating by, if it is brown and floating it isn't vegetation.
  • Mk 19Mk 19 Member Posts: 8,170
    edited November -1
    The one I loved was the guy standing in water and showing the powerlines above him arcing,
  • tneff1969tneff1969 Member Posts: 6,682 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    It's even better when they are leaning sideways from the imaginary wind, but everyone walking behind them is fine.
  • LaidbackDanLaidbackDan Member Posts: 13,142 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by tneff1969
    It's even better when they are leaning sideways from the imaginary wind, but everyone walking behind them is fine.
    When the need for bad mimes dried up a lot of them went into reporting
  • JamesRKJamesRK Member Posts: 25,670 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The best one I've seen was the woman sitting in a John Boat talking about the flooding, and a couple guys walked behind her in ankle deep water.
    The road to hell is paved with COMPROMISE.
  • MtnSpurMtnSpur Member Posts: 87 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Mk 19
    The one I loved was the guy standing in water and showing the powerlines above him arcing,


    Wasn't that an Obama supporter commenting on how the government has promised the citizens that water and electricity pose no problems?

    Uh huh.....ACKKKKKKK[xx(]
  • TooBigTooBig Member Posts: 28,559 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I'm surprised the media doesn't have obama walking on water to save the day. Crap floats I guess[V]
  • swopjanswopjan Member Posts: 3,292
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by TooBig
    I'm surprised the media doesn't have obama walking on water to save the day. Crap floats I guess[V]


    Depends on your diet [:D]
  • mrankhmrankh Member Posts: 915 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
  • JnRockwallJnRockwall Member Posts: 16,350 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by JamesRK
    The best one I've seen was the woman sitting in a John Boat talking about the flooding, and a couple guys walked behind her in ankle deep water.


    I remember that one, it went viral
  • mrankhmrankh Member Posts: 915 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    theres so many more of them floating around the internet
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