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Two ISIS Members
woodshed87
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Two isis members are in a locker room taking a shower
after their bomb making class, when one notices the other
has a huge cork stuck in his butt. "If you do not mind me saying," said
the second terrorists "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
"I regret I cannot," lamented the first terrorist. "It is permanently stuck in my butt." "I do not understand," said the other.
The first terrorist says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped
over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge
old man in an American flag with a white beard and top hat came boiling
out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."
I said, "No Chit?"
{ Verified by Brian Williams, NBC News anchor, he was there when it happened.} [;)]
after their bomb making class, when one notices the other
has a huge cork stuck in his butt. "If you do not mind me saying," said
the second terrorists "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
"I regret I cannot," lamented the first terrorist. "It is permanently stuck in my butt." "I do not understand," said the other.
The first terrorist says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped
over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge
old man in an American flag with a white beard and top hat came boiling
out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."
I said, "No Chit?"
{ Verified by Brian Williams, NBC News anchor, he was there when it happened.} [;)]
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