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Assault with a friendly weapon
andrewsw16
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I just envy the heck out of the cops and some of the really interesting situations they have to deal with. One lezzy assaults another with a d**do. Cop has to intervene. [:D][:D]
I guess it's better than shooting it out with crack dealers in some filthy alley. It also makes for better stories in the locker room at the end of the shift. [:D]
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/clearwater/woman-busted-for-d**do-battering-786902
(If you want to read the link just replace the stars with the necessary letters.)
I guess it's better than shooting it out with crack dealers in some filthy alley. It also makes for better stories in the locker room at the end of the shift. [:D]
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/clearwater/woman-busted-for-d**do-battering-786902
(If you want to read the link just replace the stars with the necessary letters.)
Comments
This guy beat her with their collection of sex toys. Cops arrived to find he had thrown d_lids with adequate force to bust holes in walls. She had bruises and a black eye. Cops found a couple of toys impaled iin the walls.
She was 5'1". He was 6'6". Judge took no time at all figuring out who was the offender in this thing.
Guys like that are just too stupid for the gene pool. To any 6'6" guy who likes to beat up on his 5'1" wife/girlfriend, wise up. YOU GOTTA SLEEP SOMETIME.
There was a residence in Emporia that the PD and KHP troopers were called out to often enough they knew the couple on first name basis.
The husband would come home from one of his frequent drinking binges, beat his wife and pass out on the bed.
Dad was called out on the last instance, and it was the husband on the receiving end. She had finally had enough, waited for him to pass out and sewed the bed sheet to the mattress then proceeded to beat him within an inch of his life with a wet string mop.
Guys like that are just too stupid for the gene pool. To any 6'6" guy who likes to beat up on his 5'1" wife/girlfriend, wise up. YOU GOTTA SLEEP SOMETIME. It would take her only 1 second to get months or years worth of revenge with a knife or scissors. Use your imagination. (If in doubt, Google "John Wayne Bobbitt") [:)] If you hate your wife or girlfriend so much you want to beat her, just move the F out, or throw HER out. It's simpler and safer than getting physical. [;)]
100% Agree!
She wasted no time leaving the POS. Also called me foe help moving.
3 years for 20 keys of blow??? U gotta be kidding me!!![:0]
I was thinking the same thing:
Kielhurn, a former New York State corrections officer, served about three years in prison for narcotics trafficking after a 1996 police search of her rental car turned up 25 kilos of cocaine in the vehicle's trunk.
She was caught with 55 pounds of coke in the trunk of her car and got off with just three years in the slam?
quote:Originally posted by andrewsw16
Guys like that are just too stupid for the gene pool. To any 6'6" guy who likes to beat up on his 5'1" wife/girlfriend, wise up. YOU GOTTA SLEEP SOMETIME.
There was a residence in Emporia that the PD and KHP troopers were called out to often enough they knew the couple on first name basis.
The husband would come home from one of his frequent drinking binges, beat his wife and pass out on the bed.
Dad was called out on the last instance, and it was the husband on the receiving end. She had finally had enough, waited for him to pass out and sewed the bed sheet to the mattress then proceeded to beat him within an inch of his life with a wet string mop.
Yep. A POS I went to school with liked to get crappy drunk and slap his wife around, then pass out.
One day after he passed out, she got the kids loaded up, had the car running, expressed her displeasure with a 5-cell MagLite applied liberally to his head and antlers, and then left.
I almost felt sorry for him....
What length/weight/features would constitute an "assault dildo"? [;)]
Would a piss pistol grip relegate to a ban list.
What length/weight/features would constitute an "assault dildo"? [;)]
Well, I know that assault rifles are sometimes called 'Black Rifles', soooo....[:I][8)]