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Fwd: : Nine facts about old age
redhawkk480
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Number 9 - Death is the number one killer in the world.
Number 8 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eye, make him a sandwich.
Number 5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they wont bother you for days, weeks, months, maybe years. Teach them to play golf and you may never see them again.
Number 4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospital, dying of nothing.
Number 3 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2 - In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird , and they take Prozac to make it normal.
Number 1 - Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your * tomorrow.
Don't let old age bother you, it doesn't last that long.
Number 9 - Death is the number one killer in the world.
Number 8 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eye, make him a sandwich.
Number 5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they wont bother you for days, weeks, months, maybe years. Teach them to play golf and you may never see them again.
Number 4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospital, dying of nothing.
Number 3 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2 - In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird , and they take Prozac to make it normal.
Number 1 - Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your * tomorrow.
Don't let old age bother you, it doesn't last that long.
Comments
Wife and I went to a Health food shop in Black Mountain, the gal who owned and was running the place looked like hell. So much for all that Healthy stuff.
Margaret Thatcher
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
Mark Twain
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Wife and I went to a Health food shop in Black Mountain, the gal who owned and was running the place looked like hell. So much for all that Healthy stuff.
She'll be the one dying from nothing! [;)]
Dan
Maybe the Calm Before the Storm, Dan? [;)][8D]
So far, that has been the case! Kinda had my world brightened, for the first time in a long time, real recently.
Glad to hear. Got any pictures? [;)][:D]
Maybe later. Just say, the same combination that has got me in trouble before, red hair and brown eyes.