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That Doctor Smith!
Big Sky Redneck
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A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her breasts.
Dr. Smith advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger b00bies!'
She did this faithfully for several months !
To her utter amazement she grew terrific D-cup *!
One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.
Frightened she might lose her lovely * if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood up in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby doobie, doobies, I want bigger b00bies.'
A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked, 'Oh! Are you a patient of Dr. Smith 's ?'
'Yes I am... How did you know?'
He winked and replied, " Hickory dickory dock "
Dr. Smith advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger b00bies!'
She did this faithfully for several months !
To her utter amazement she grew terrific D-cup *!
One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.
Frightened she might lose her lovely * if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood up in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby doobie, doobies, I want bigger b00bies.'
A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked, 'Oh! Are you a patient of Dr. Smith 's ?'
'Yes I am... How did you know?'
He winked and replied, " Hickory dickory dock "
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