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jerrywh818
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GREAT QUESTIONS?
Why does the gynecologist leave the room when the patient gets undressed?
Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?
Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not to their crotch when they ask where the toilet is?
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This isn't a question, but a bonus joke for today:
Husband's note on refrigerator to his wife:
"Someone from the Guyna Colleges called. They said the Pabst beer is normal."
Lil' Stinker's Opinion
Why does the gynecologist leave the room when the patient gets undressed?
Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?
Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not to their crotch when they ask where the toilet is?
*****
This isn't a question, but a bonus joke for today:
Husband's note on refrigerator to his wife:
"Someone from the Guyna Colleges called. They said the Pabst beer is normal."
Lil' Stinker's Opinion
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I was ask do have any anger toward any one are you wanting to hurt your self or some one
are you scared at home or here in the hospital
I think that's a little out of line but I went ahead and answered and of course I answered no to all ( that is the truth )
not sure if government or insurance company driven I was there for the pain I was having not a mental exam
not sure if common practice now to ask and what if I had said yes to the questions . I am sure I would not have wanted to see what would have happened
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar
Q. What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong
Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment
Q. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at half-mast?
A. They're hiring
Q. Why aren't there any Hispanics on Star Trek?
A Because they're not going to work in the future either.
Q. What do you call a Mississippi farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A. A pimp.
Q. Why do Driver Education classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays,
Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with
a recipe.
Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the ' F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell 'BINGO!'
Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale???
A. A northern fairytale begins, 'Once upon a time..' and a southern fairy tale begins,
'Y'all ain't gonna believe this poop'!
Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States
I do know for the 2016 election cycle DOJ employees sent 97% of their contributions to Hillary. For federal employees as a whole 85% of their contributions went to demorats.
Rather a telling bit of information. Going to be lots of swamp to drain.