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I Get the Random Drug Test

allen griggsallen griggs Member Posts: 35,689 ✭✭✭✭
edited January 2017 in General Discussion
I just got an email from dispatch. When I get to Laredo tomorrow morning I have to take the random drug test.

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  • M1A762M1A762 Member Posts: 3,426
    edited November -1
    Are you a random user? If so stop doing random and you will pass easily!![:D][:D][:D]
  • pwilliepwillie Member Posts: 20,253 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    ....random can be dangerous....[:o)]
  • IdahoboundIdahobound Member Posts: 20,587 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
  • montanajoemontanajoe Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 60,205 ******
    edited November -1
    better get to studying for the test,,
  • discusdaddiscusdad Member Posts: 11,427 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    too late to flush the system, so just smile when you hit the little cup..[:)]
  • Aztngundoc22Aztngundoc22 Member Posts: 2,314 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    OK :

    Be sure and study hard !!!!!

    Thanks !!!
    The more people I meet : The more I like my Dog :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


    I Grew Old Too Fast (And Smart Too damn Slow !!!) !!! :o :?
  • 11b6r11b6r Member Posts: 16,584 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Random- isn't that a pistol made in Poland?

    [:p]
  • gunnut505gunnut505 Member Posts: 10,290
    edited November -1
    It's a dangling participle and verb at the same time!
    As in; "I din't seeyum, so I random down!".
  • Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,437 ******
    edited November -1
    sooo... um... don't go to Laredo???
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
  • TooBigTooBig Member Posts: 28,559 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    A few years ago I went for the drug test and ask for a mason jar and they ask why . I told them when I get started it's hard to stop for such a small amount.[^]
  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The more drugs you have on board, the higher you score. Enjoy![8D]
  • wpageabcwpageabc Member Posts: 8,760 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Lay off the poppy bagels....
    "What is truth?'
  • woodhogwoodhog Member Posts: 13,115 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I have always found it best to be relaxed for tests. Just kick back, have a few beers and burn a fattie...you'll do fine
  • victorj19victorj19 Member Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by M1A762
    Are you a random user? If so stop doing random and you will pass piss easily!![:D][:D][:D]
    [:D]
  • 1FMJ1FMJ Member Posts: 1,556 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    aaa! So you are trying to get a Bridge card.<1FMJ>
  • DirtyDawgDirtyDawg Member Posts: 1,075 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Drug test man?? What kinda drugs you wanna test???
  • allen griggsallen griggs Member Posts: 35,689 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    My dispatcher sent me the email: "Random drug test Wednesday morning in Laredo after you deliver."

    My reply: "Patrick, listen we need to delay this test for five days, if you know what I mean."

    and at the bottom of my email:

    "Just kidding!"

    A little drug test humor from Allen the truck driver.
    No, I have nothing to fear, not to say I have never smoked anything or popped anything, but not lately. Not for years, I want to keep my job.

    It is possible that someone dropped a dime on me, I know of another guy in my company who got ratted out and had to get tested, twice! But the rat was a dumb * because that guy was not doing anything illegal he cleared both tests.

    These tests are a part of the job, not sure if they are mandated by the feds, or by the insurance company. I have been here six years and this is the first time I have been tested.
  • Riomouse911Riomouse911 Member Posts: 3,492 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I had to do an annual test when I was working as a driver for a boat shop, I believe it was an insurance thing.
    I had/have nothing to hide so never was a big deal for me. Some of the other guys in the shop? They sweated it every year.
  • notnownotnow Member Posts: 1,858 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    My wife did drug tests for a while. There were times she would be handed a sample from the bathroom stall and it would be 52 degrees. Other times 120 degrees. In that case they would wrap handwarmers around the sample on the ride there because someone else provided it. They tested for masking agents and all sorts of things. The DOT required a lot of tests for truck drivers. Even township road crews. The funniest story she told me was when a company had all their crew come into a fenced lot and told them what was going on. I guess a few of them turned and ran to the fence and started climbing out.
  • 11b6r11b6r Member Posts: 16,584 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    If you have a Commercial Driver's License (CDL), the Federal DOT mandates a substance abuse testing program. Not the insurance company, not the employer.

    Our company uses a 3rd party lab. We do not pick the candidates for testing- they do. If you fail or refuse test, Federal regulations require us to remove you from any safety related occupation- which includes driving a Commercial Motor Vehicle.

    For those that have not peed in the cup- you can bust a test by testing positive for drug use and not being cleared by the Medical Review Officer- or by producing a urine specimen that is the wrong temperature (like a bag of pee in your pocket that will be too cool) wrong density (Dude, that is water!) or has a drug test blocker in it (Don't care what Tommy Chong says, they DO test for that)

    Last 2 years I have 2 drivers positive, one applicant tried to beat the test (and failed). If you think weed is the only thing we run into, you don't get out much.

    Whether you agree or disagree with drug testing, if what you do for a living involves driving 90,000 pounds of truck, a locomotive, towboat, nuclear reactor or airplane, it is part of the job.
  • mjrfd99mjrfd99 Member Posts: 4,553 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    For $50 I can provide a 100% guaranteed money back offer on how to pass ANY drug test.
  • droptopdroptop Member Posts: 8,363 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Found this comment in an article about drug testing for welfare recipients. Seems these needy people are feeling "STIGMATIZED".

    The other impact is increasing stigma around both welfare and drug use. It can increase the shame people feel around applying for welfare benefits in the first place, which could drive them away from getting assistance they may need to get by.

    crying.gif

    Drug testing for many workers is required across the nation. Welfare, believe it are not, ONLY 15 states.
    http://www.ncsl.org/research/human-services/drug-testing-and-public-assistance.aspx

    Drug use can be really bad for workers, but not so much for welfare recipients,, once they get past the STIGMATIZED part.
  • woodshed87woodshed87 Member Posts: 23,478 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by allen griggs
    My dispatcher sent me the email: "Random drug test Wednesday morning in Laredo after you deliver."

    My reply: "Patrick, listen we need to delay this test for five days, if you know what I mean."

    and at the bottom of my email:

    "Just kidding!"

    A little drug test humor from Allen the truck driver.
    No, I have nothing to fear, not to say I have never smoked anything or popped anything, but not lately. Not for years, I want to keep my job.

    It is possible that someone dropped a dime on me, I know of another guy in my company who got ratted out and had to get tested, twice! But the rat was a dumb * because that guy was not doing anything illegal he cleared both tests.

    These tests are a part of the job, not sure if they are mandated by the feds, or by the insurance company. I have been here six years and this is the first time I have been tested.
    Amarillo by Mornin'
  • hillbillehillbille Member Posts: 14,456 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    how can it be random if they tell you ahead of time??????????
  • allen griggsallen griggs Member Posts: 35,689 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I was given 24 hours notice. So if you smoked a joint five days ago you are screwed no matter what.
    I guess, if you were going to take some Percocet last night it would have saved you.
  • hillbillehillbille Member Posts: 14,456 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by allen griggs
    I was given 24 hours notice. So if you smoked a joint five days ago you are screwed no matter what.
    I guess, if you were going to take some Percocet last night it would have saved you.



    they allways find beer in mine...........[;)]
  • Hunter MagHunter Mag Member Posts: 6,610 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by mjrfd99
    For $50 I can provide a 100% guaranteed money back offer on how to pass ANY drug test.


    Don't do drugs???[;)]
  • mjrfd99mjrfd99 Member Posts: 4,553 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Thanks for killing my scam.
    Shoulda PMed me - for a cut [:D][:D][:D]
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