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woodhogwoodhog Member Posts: 13,115 ✭✭
edited January 2017 in General Discussion
Sometimes...

when you cry...

no one sees your tears.



Sometimes....

when you are in pain...

no one sees your hurt.


Sometimes...

when you are worried..

no one sees your stress.


Sometimes...

when you are happy..

no one sees your smile




But FART!! just ONE time...

And everybody knows!![:D][:D][:D][:D]

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  • woodhogwoodhog Member Posts: 13,115 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I wish I was Asian so I could wear a sticker on my shirt that says "made in china". I actually got in trouble in school for putting one of them stickers on a Asian kids back.
  • woodhogwoodhog Member Posts: 13,115 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sometimes when you cry no one sees your tears!

    Sometimes when your sad no one understands your pain!

    Sometimes when your happy no one see's your smile!

    But you just have to fart once









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    "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away."


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    To Ride, shoot straight,and speak the truth
    This was the Ancient law of Youth
    Old times are past, old times are done:
    But the Law runs true, O little son!
  • woodhogwoodhog Member Posts: 13,115 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    it's okay if the only thing you did today was breath.[:)][:p]

    sent to me by an old classmate.
  • woodhogwoodhog Member Posts: 13,115 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sometimes I read something, and have to read it again, to make sure I got it right! Wow!

    http://heraldbanner.com/local/x319991815/Testimony-begins-in-Brown-capital-murder-trial

    May 21, 2013

    Testimony begins in Brown capital murder trial
    By BRAD KELLAR

    Herald-Banner Staff The Herald-Banner Tue May 21, 2013, 03:38 AM CDT

    GREENVILLE - Stella Michelle "Doc" Ray was already a teacher for the Caddo Mills Independent School District two years ago, but had just earned her doctorate degree and was planning on taking a professorship at a college in Marshall.

    Her mother, Donna Ray, recalled that Stella was planning to stop by her Greenville residence on the night of July 20, 2011, the day before she was to move to Marshall. Donna Ray said she fell asleep and was awakened by a phone call from Stella's ex-husband, Micah Crofford Brown.

    "He said, `I shot her in the head and she's dead,'" Donna Ray said, as one of the first witnesses in Brown's trial on a charge of capital murder.

    Donna Ray said she was in the emergency room at Hunt Regional Medical Center when she received another call.

    "It was Micah and he said, `See, I told you,'" Donna recalled.

    Opening arguments and the start of testimony were conducted Monday during the first day of trial in the 354th District Court.

    Testimony is scheduled to resume today. Judge Richard A. Beacom told jurors the trial is expected to take through next week.

    Brown was indicted on one count of capital murder in connection with the shooting death of Stella Ray and has pleaded not guilty.

    However, Brown's defense counsel, Toby Wilkinson, said there was no doubt as to whether Brown shot and killed Ray.

    "This is not a who done it case," Wilkinson said during his side of opening arguments. "This young man did it. This is a why did it case. Why did he do it?"

    Wilkinson placed the blame for the killing on Ray, claiming there were two sides to the victim.

    "To some people I'm sure she was wonderful," Wilkinson said. "To others she was not."

    Wilkinson said the shooting came as the result of a dispute between Brown and Ray concerning the couple's two small children, who were inside the PT Cruiser Ray was driving on the night she was killed.

    "She pushed his buttons and unfortunately it turned out bad for her," Wilkinson said. "She didn't let him know where the kids are."

    Prosecutors have announced they intend to seek death by lethal injection as a punishment for Brown, should he be convicted of capital murder.
  • woodhogwoodhog Member Posts: 13,115 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    S O M E T I M E S


    Sometimes...

    when you cry...

    no one sees your tears.


    Sometimes...

    when you are in pain...

    no one sees your hurt.



    Sometimes...

    when you are worried...

    no one sees your stress.



    Sometimes...

    when you are happy...

    no one sees your smile.



    -

    -


    -

    But FART !! just ONE time...


    And everybody knows!!
  • woodhogwoodhog Member Posts: 13,115 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    lately I've been trying to limit my carbs to 150 grams /day. pretty much, if you think it might taste good, NO! So I was shopping, looking for vegetables, mushrooms, fish. There is a bin that has almost outdated meat that I frequent, usually tough cuts that you have to pound with a plate, but are ok. I waited behind some older gal, like me, as she pawed through each piece. My turn, there on top was a huge T bone 40 % off of $12.00 . I bought some poopakes and took that puppy home. Sometimes , no matter how good you think something may be, it is better. That steak was as good as any I have ever had. I had enough carbsd left to have a delicious Bloody Mary for desert...life is good in the Central Sierra...
  • woodhogwoodhog Member Posts: 13,115 ✭✭
    edited November -1
  • woodhogwoodhog Member Posts: 13,115 ✭✭
    edited November -1
  • MercuryMercury Member Posts: 7,836 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I am afraid to ask..........but what are "poopakes"?


    Merc
  • toad67toad67 Member Posts: 13,008 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Mercury
    I am afraid to ask..........but what are "poopakes"?


    Merc


    Was thinking the same thing...[:0]
  • discusdaddiscusdad Member Posts: 11,427 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Mushrooms the censor got it.
  • Marc1301Marc1301 Member Posts: 31,895 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Shiitake mushrooms (spelled incorrectly) I reckon.[:)]
    "Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here." - William Shatner
  • montanajoemontanajoe Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 60,159 ******
    edited November -1
  • woodhogwoodhog Member Posts: 13,115 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    It was typed as s.h.i.t.a.k.e.s. Excellent mushrooms...
  • woodhogwoodhog Member Posts: 13,115 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by woodhog
    lately I've been trying to limit my carbs to 150 grams /day. pretty much, if you think it might taste good, NO! So I was shopping, looking for vegetables, mushrooms, fish. There is a bin that has almost outdated meat that I frequent, usually tough cuts that you have to pound with a plate, but are ok. I waited behind some older gal, like me, as she pawed through each piece. My turn, there on top was a huge T bone 40 % off of $12.00 . I bought some s.h.i.t.a.k.e.s.s and took that puppy home. Sometimes , no matter how good you think something may be, it is better. That steak was as good as any I have ever had. I had enough carbsd left to have a delicious Bloody Mary for desert...life is good in the Central Sierra...
  • mnrivrat48mnrivrat48 Member Posts: 1,707 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I always look at the close outs on beef. A little extra aging makes them better.
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