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'Scuse My French

retroxler58retroxler58 Member Posts: 32,693 ✭✭✭
edited November 2016 in General Discussion
Why is it, that when some go to cuss...
They predicate their obvious future unacceptable words with

"Now, 'scuse My French, but so'n so ain't ____ when it comes to ???."

Could it be they REALLY want to say the four lettered nasty
but, believe prefacing they're words somehow makes it more 'inconspicuous'?

Or maybe... They go at it like true salty dawgs all the time and believe
using such a preface somehow makes them less 'obtrusive' in public?

And I normally hear such a 'polite' preface from women rather than men.

Comments

  • armilitearmilite Member Posts: 35,490 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I usually use the words excuse my English as I don't know of any way to say those words in French.
  • 84Bravo184Bravo1 Member Posts: 10,461 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    You can't trust them French, as far as you can throw em'. [:0]


    I do like French fries though.

    Does that make me a bad person??
  • Chief ShawayChief Shaway Member, Moderator Posts: 6,279 ******
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
    You can't trust them French, as far as you can throw em'. [:0]


    I do like French fries though.

    Does that make me a bad person??

    And French toast. [:D]
  • 84Bravo184Bravo1 Member Posts: 10,461 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    And French dips.

    Roast beef sandwich on a keiser roll, dipped in Au Jus. Mmmnnn.
  • fideaufideau Member Posts: 11,895 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
    And French dips.

    Roast beef sandwich on a keiser roll, dipped in Au Jus. Mmmnnn.

    From Jason's Deli. Yes.[:D] And I usually get a cup of Broccoli Cheese soup along with it.
  • p3skykingp3skyking Member Posts: 23,916 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Fellows,
    The French are our oldest ally. They came to our aid before we ever went to theirs.
    I spent a month in Marseille and France is more like America, other than language, than any other country I know.
    The Crowded House video with the gorgeous girl was videoed in Paris.

    We're a relatively young country compared to a country over two millennia old.

    And Retro, it's "excusez-moi" you're looking for. I just said "Pardone me" and they understood.[;)]
  • bpostbpost Member Posts: 32,669 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I usually say that just before I lift my leg and rip off a nice fart.
  • 84Bravo184Bravo1 Member Posts: 10,461 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by bpost
    I usually say that just before I lift my leg and rip off a nice fart.


    LOL. Funniest thing I've read, all day. [:D]
  • BrookwoodBrookwood Member, Moderator Posts: 13,770 ******
    edited November -1
    I usually say, pardon my French, after I say a bad cuss word. Not before. Must be a regional thing.
  • discusdaddiscusdad Member Posts: 11,427 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    i've used that a time or three myself
  • JamesRKJamesRK Member Posts: 25,670 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    France is the only place I know of where they have ashtrays in hospital rooms. Must be civilized people. [:D]
    The road to hell is paved with COMPROMISE.
  • BrookwoodBrookwood Member, Moderator Posts: 13,770 ******
    edited November -1
    James, I remember.....and it doesn't seem that long ago when hospitals let you smoke in the rooms.
  • Big Sky RedneckBig Sky Redneck Member Posts: 19,752 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I have a filthy mouth and could make Richard Pryor say "damn boy you got a potty mouth!" However I do try to watch my language and not cuss in front of folks I don't know. Sometimes though, situations arise where the only way to describe something or someone requires colorfull metaphors and I will warn those with sensitive ears that I am about to use language that would cause my Baptist family to call a Catholic priest to perform an exorcism on me.
  • 84Bravo184Bravo1 Member Posts: 10,461 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Big Sky Redneck
    I have a filthy mouth and could make Richard Pryor say "damn boy you got a potty mouth!" However I do try to watch my language and not cuss in front of folks I don't know. Sometimes though, situations arise where the only way to describe something or someone requires colorfull metaphors and I will warn those with sensitive ears that I am about to use language that would cause my Baptist family to call a Catholic priest to perform an exorcism on me.



    I could see that happening.


    The whole, performing an exorcism on you, I mean. [:0]
  • bullshotbullshot Member Posts: 14,702 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The French make wonderful cowards.
    "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you"
  • TRAP55TRAP55 Member Posts: 8,292 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    If you don't cuss, you have never been a truck driver, never been married to a redhead, assembled children's toys on Xmas eve with instructions translated from Chinese, or worked on foreign cars. Or maybe that's just me.[:)]
  • NavybatNavybat Member Posts: 6,849 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I don't know which is more offensive...profanity, or French.
  • ZinderblocZinderbloc Member Posts: 925 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
    And French dips.

    Roast beef sandwich on a keiser roll, dipped in Au Jus. Mmmnnn.


    Excusez-moi Mon ami but IMO the finest roast beef sandwich is the "beef on weck" (sliced roast beef on a kimmelweck roll) sold in/around Niagara Falls N.Y. Add the local nuclear horseradish sauce at your own peril.
  • wiplashwiplash Member Posts: 7,145 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by bullshot


    The French make wonderful cowards.




    That's why they excuse themselves before they Cuss. They're afraid they might get slapped![:D]
    There is no such thing as Liberal Men, only Liberal Women with Penises.'
  • fullcaseloadfullcaseload Member Posts: 224 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Not that I haven't cussed more than my fair share, but I've heard since I was a kid, that cussing was just showing your lack of vocabulary.
  • spasmcreekspasmcreek Member Posts: 37,717 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    words are only words...????? but i do try to be considerate of others...sometimes i fail
  • BrookwoodBrookwood Member, Moderator Posts: 13,770 ******
    edited November -1
    Like Gomez Addams, I do like to hear a woman speak French![:p]
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